Owls from Skwisgaar to a bunch of people.

[best_guitarist]

(All owls were written courtesy of a Dictaquill, except for Sweden's.)

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[j_whitlock]

((*dying of massive lulz at Nathan's owl* That's just vile, man. XD))

Skwisgaar:

I'm not sure what made you think I'm dating the Baron, but I'm not. I'm married-to a woman.

And you're welcome.

You busy? I'd still like to hear you play sometime.

Jasper

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[best_guitarist]

((Nathan should forward it to the rest of Dethklok so they can enjoy Rockzo's sexiness too. :D))

Jasper-

Pfft, whatsever. Don'ts cares if he's your wifes.

(But he did stop to wonder why the Baron would pretend to be a woman for Jasper, but hadn't for him. Maybe things were different when you were married? And he hadn't really meant to fuck around with a married guy (but at the time he hadn't known the Baron and Jasper were apparently gay married), so hopefully Jasper wasn't mad or jealous about it or anything...)

I's in de Greats Hall if you wants to listen.

Skwisgaar

The Great Hall had pretty impressive acoustics, which was why Skwisgaar had set up a few amps and the guitars there that his mun handwavily assumed Ofdensen had had delivered by then. He was perched on a table with his feet on the bench, tuning the bass guitar by ear -- and using his new dragonscale guitar strap, of course. Parchment was scattered beside him with a Dictaquill still hovering over it, dripping ink.

[j_whitlock]

Jasper didn't bother sending another message to correct Skwisgaar because his mun finds it too funny, he just headed up to the Great Hall to listen to him. He waved in greeting and took a seat nearby on the bench, and since Skwisgaar didn't appear to be in the middle of actually playing, he asked, "The rest of your band's at Hogwarts now, right? Are you guys setting up to practise here?"

[best_guitarist]

"Deys probablies all busy gettings drunk," Skwisgaar replied, actually briefly glancing up from the bass to acknowledge Jasper. He didn't know why, but he always felt strangely at ease around the vampire despite barely knowing him. Made it hard to actively dislike him the way Skwisgaar did with the majority of Hogwarts -- the majority of people in general, really. "Dis is just mys stuff

[nordic_stoic]

Skwisgaar,

I'd be glad to.

-Sweden

((Yeah, straight to the point.))

[best_guitarist]

Sverige-

I'll let you know when the knytkalas is closer to happening -- you'll probably be able to use the kitchens here, or the Room of Requirement if not. And thank you.

Skwisgaar

[charlesofdensen]

....well, at least this wasn't a completely silly request like Pickles's booze bed was.

Skwisgaar,

Yes, I can. When do you need them by and do you have a general idea when this potluck will be?

Charles Ofdensen

[best_guitarist]

(Luckily, Skwisgaar wouldn't ever want a booze waterbed after finding out about Pickles' hilariously horrific accident.)

Ofdensen-

No idea, wes barely startings to plans it. I's lets you know what dey should say later.

Skwisgaar

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[needsanewliver]

FUCK YOU ASSHOLE NOW I HAVE TO BLEACH MY EYES AGAIN

(and a while later, another message arrives)

How the hell did you get it to move like that? Think it'd work on porn?

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[best_guitarist]

Dear Mrs. Rockzo T. R'n'R Clown,

Magics of course. Ja, works on de porns too, and drawsings.

Skwisgaar

(A moving drawing of Nathan and Rockzo consummating their marriage takes up the entire lower half of the parchment, with strategically placed skulls and crossbones censoring the more gruesome parts Skwisgaar couldn't bring himself to draw.)

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[needsanewliver]

Dear douchebag,

Awesome. And disgusting. You're an epic dick, you know that.

Nathan

(after consulting the house-elves about how to do it he doodled two guys, barely more than stick figures, both with long hair and one with an obvious Fu Manchu moustache, who's receiving a big girly bouquet of flowers from the other figure while hearts float around them)

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[best_guitarist]

Dear Clownfucker,

I's do haves an epics dick, ja. Kinds of weird yous noticed, though.

Skwisgaar

(Not to be outdone, Skwisgaar modifies the figures so the one giving the bouquet now has long black hair and puckered lips, and the one receiving it has short hair and glasses. Both are blushing, and there's even more hearts floating around them.)

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[i_am_harkonnen]

The Baron was both amused and mildly perplexed by Skwisgaar's 'thank-you' note. He had no idea how he'd construed Jasper as his 'cannibal boyfriend'- it was rather flattering, but mostly damn funny. It hadn't occured to him that sending gifts together would look like a couple's gesture. Had the Baron known how Skwisgaar had interpreted Jasper's response, he'd have laughed his ass off- the concept of gay marriage didn't exist in the Imperium. It was rather unfortunate that the idea had never occured to him, as, the Bene Gesserit's outrage at such a travesty would have been truly hilarious. But even without this knowledge, the Baron was amused enough to actually send an owl back, written in Swedish, which he'd picked up quickly with the aid of some recorded lessons, Jasper, and a bunch of Spice. Technically, the dragonscale guitar strap had been Jasper's idea and contribution, as he'd collected the scales during his hunting trips to the forest, but, Vladimir had suggested they send their gifts together in case Skwisgaar didn't