Mara Jade Skywalker, Star Wars (EU)
*Mara frowned as she stepped through the door, ok, this was definitely NOT the Jade Shadow. Automatically her hand dropped to her lightsaber, though she didn't ignite it just yet. Carefully she looked around, using all her observation skills learned as the Hand to study the place. No one seemed inclined to shoot at her just yet, and she didn't see any Vong or Imperials so that was a plus. Slowly she made her way to the papers that appeared to be waiting for people to read them and picked one up. Absently she began reading it outloud, still scanning the room cautiously*
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
*She raises an eyebrow slightly* "Favorite cheese? What in the Force does that have to do with anything? Umm... don't know really, don't have a favorite."
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
*Frowning Mara replies somewhat angrily, she'd left being an assassin behind long ago!* "Neither, unless they tried to kill me or my family first! I'm a Jedi Master not some assassin for hire!"
3. What time is it where you are?
"It was just past 1700 standard time according to the Shadow's chronometer, why?"
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
"What?! What in the blinkin' mradhe muck are you talking about? Why would I want to harrass either of these people, I'm married!"
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
"A bar? Why in the Force would I want to tend a bar?" *Mara shakes her head exasperatedly, these questions where beyond weird* "Well, I guess if I had to name one... "The Jedi Shadow", that works."
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
"End up married to who? Again, why in the Force do I care? I don't know who these people are!"
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
*Mara laughs briefly* "That's why I avoid jobs that involve paperwork. I dunno, I would guess it's because someone puts it there. Maybe you should track it down and order them to stop?"
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
*She looks slightly outraged and draws herself up straighter, clasping the lightsaber in one hand* "Useless? I used to be the Emperor's Hand and am now a Jedi Master, I'd hardly call that useless!"
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
"Bribe? I don't have a lot with me, some coveralls and a spare set of robes on the Shadow... speaking of which, where the kriff is my ship?! It'd better not be damaged!"
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ____MJS_____
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ____MJS____.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. ____MJS____.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. ______MJS____"
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
*She raises an eyebrow slightly* "Favorite cheese? What in the Force does that have to do with anything? Umm... don't know really, don't have a favorite."
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
*Frowning Mara replies somewhat angrily, she'd left being an assassin behind long ago!* "Neither, unless they tried to kill me or my family first! I'm a Jedi Master not some assassin for hire!"
3. What time is it where you are?
"It was just past 1700 standard time according to the Shadow's chronometer, why?"
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
"What?! What in the blinkin' mradhe muck are you talking about? Why would I want to harrass either of these people, I'm married!"
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
"A bar? Why in the Force would I want to tend a bar?" *Mara shakes her head exasperatedly, these questions where beyond weird* "Well, I guess if I had to name one... "The Jedi Shadow", that works."
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
"End up married to who? Again, why in the Force do I care? I don't know who these people are!"
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
*Mara laughs briefly* "That's why I avoid jobs that involve paperwork. I dunno, I would guess it's because someone puts it there. Maybe you should track it down and order them to stop?"
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
*She looks slightly outraged and draws herself up straighter, clasping the lightsaber in one hand* "Useless? I used to be the Emperor's Hand and am now a Jedi Master, I'd hardly call that useless!"
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
"Bribe? I don't have a lot with me, some coveralls and a spare set of robes on the Shadow... speaking of which, where the kriff is my ship?! It'd better not be damaged!"
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ____MJS_____
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ____MJS____.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. ____MJS____.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. ______MJS____"