This event is special like the short bus is special.
First, BIG PIMPINZ.
Tin Can Booster and all his fine, fine bitchez.
"We love you, Max!"
"Shuddup, baby, I know it."
I think Bea has some self-esteem issues.
Next, a mystery!
First person to tell me what's going on in Booster's pants gets a pony.
And now, random crack. Some advice:
Just let it wash over you, like dye over Supes' tie.
This is sad. This is just sad.
While I'm at it, so is this.
RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES, BITCHES.
Bea is into pegging! Bea is PROUD that she's into pegging! Good for Bea, I guess.
Only when Dan Jurgens is writing you, honey.
I miss the old jerk Flash.
Yes, Manuel is there.
Protect the maidens, Dmitri!
Who wants cake?
They all do. They all want cake.
Ted appears to have ADD, and Booster needs to take a sexual harassment course.
Snap? Yes indeed.
You're the worst best friend ever, Ted.
You will never get the phrase "Cling tenaciously to my buttocks!" out of my head, and I defy you to try.
There's so much suffering in the world.
Look! It's Arctic Fun Beetle, with real working pocket action! And his sidekick, Armored Zombie Booster! Figures sold separately.
Somewhere in here, probably because he got put into a coma by the guy that killed Superman, Ted suffered a crisis of faith. A crisis of faith that, in retrospect, makes me want to beat my head against the desk. You'll see why.
Ted is upset because nobody came to visit him while he was in a coma. That's not entirely true--they did. It's just that they were dressed like this.
Aww...
Twist the knife, please!
In Ted's case, uncertainty=total wussitude. Also of note: the first DC appearance of Ted's little red crotch rocket.
Ted, you adorable pussy.
But Ted's feeling better. We can tell because he's grown a bitchin' mullet. Hooray Ted!
::STAPLING TO THE COLLECTIVE FOREHEADS OF THE COMMITTEE TO WRITE THIS COMIC::
And now, Unintentional Comedy Hour!
Hee hee, buttsex.
From the JL Spectacular, whence greatness comes.
Jeez, guys, not on the cover.
...Guh?
LOLLERCAUST
And lastly, the Best Anything Ever.
Cry PEGG and let slip the affordable pine furniture of war!
Be sure to check out the Booster and Tedtrospectives if you missed them!