Comments | hesselives: of doggies

hesselives

of doggies

Feb 11, 2011 02:09

they need to stop chewing things to destruction. seriously. Alfie loved his new blue, light-up bouncy ball so freakin' much that he actually chewed all the way to the center. and swallowed parts like the circuit board, rubber tubing, and LED lights. we think. we can't actually find said parts, so that's what we're assuming ( Read more... )

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epithalamium February 11 2011, 07:12:02 UTC

Hee, pets, you just have to love them! (He'll probably just poop the parts out, haha.)

hesselives February 11 2011, 20:49:15 UTC

he is so dumb yet so lovable and i don't know whyyyy. ;___; (he did, in fact. lol. well, one part anyway. i assume the rest are being internally rearranged to make him part robot!dog.)

lemniciate February 11 2011, 18:22:54 UTC

AHAHAHA I'M KIND OF IN AWE OF YOUR DAD'S SUPER AWESOMENESS RIGHT NOW

hesselives February 11 2011, 20:52:05 UTC

HE IS AWESOME. HE DESERVES SOME KIND OF AWARD. OR A MUG. <3 DID I MENTION HOW HE TOOK MY PLATE OF LEFTOVERS AND CREATED A DIORAMA OF MASHED-POTATO!IGLOO, PARMESAN!ALLIGATOR, AND SPIKY-CRAB-LEG!SCORPION. HE MADE THE ALLIGATOR FIGHT THE SCORPION AND MY MOTHER HID IN EMBARRASSMENT AT THE RESTAURANT FOREVER.

lemniciate February 11 2011, 21:12:40 UTC

LOL DEFFO A MUG. ALL AWESOME DADS DESERVE TO GET MUGS. I'M REALLY INTRIGUED BY THIS PARMESAN!ALLIGATOR. :O

hesselives February 11 2011, 21:22:58 UTC

IT WILL HAVE TO SAY "#2 DAD," BECAUSE HE ALREADY OWNS "#1 DAD." OBVS, I WILL HAVE TO BUY HIM THE WHOLE COLLECTION.

IT HAD LITTLE BROCCOLI LEAVES FOR EYES. ♥

incandescent February 11 2011, 21:06:49 UTC

It's so funny.

*cackles*

hesselives February 11 2011, 21:23:51 UTC

IKR. xDDD my mother obviously needs a humor transplant.

ze_zebra February 11 2011, 21:45:08 UTC

My cat chews me. Not fun. Not fun at all.

Ps. I'll have you know that I harbor a morbid fascination with all things faux. I cannot control it. They call to me, ok? They demand I observe them.

hesselives February 11 2011, 21:56:58 UTC

aww, that is sad news, bb. :*(

oh, i don't mind faux. ahaha. only faux Burberry and LV. omggg, they make me want to stab things. like my own eyes.

(i, er, own a faux Ferragamo bag. but it is logo-less and black leather and understated. i feel it is okay. lol.)

ze_zebra February 11 2011, 22:08:20 UTC

How could you H, how? Actually it sounds pretty ok :)

Aha, my yes, these two do take the cake. Along with the Gucci thingy which occasionally becomes a 69. The saddest faux I ever saw, was an Hermes wallet. I mean it just looked sad! Like, "I know I'm fooling no one, but I'm still trying".

I love your dog.

hesselives February 13 2011, 14:18:00 UTC

LOL, glad to know i have your approval. <3

i miss my dog already. ;___; his low IQ. his squishy faaace.

labseraph February 13 2011, 02:13:39 UTC

Your dad wins.

*chortle*

hesselives February 13 2011, 14:18:49 UTC

he wins everything, pretty much. \O/ lol.