a side order of tar

[hesselives]

this is not in any way an endorsement of USA Today. *suppresses snort*
"High-tech smokes help some kick habit, but are they safe?"

lol, mentions of e-cigarettes always make me cry tears of laughter.
GO HARD OR GO HOME.

(...though my smoking cloves may not give me that much street cred. er, yes. what is hypocrisy. and my med-school friends are

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[hesselives]

$10.10?! that is fucking criminal, azure. my sympathies to your hubby. (....you probably don't call him that, do you. uhh. right.) DD:

THAT IS AWESOME. I AM SIX HOURS SOUTH OF BEIJING. BUT STILL AWESOME. <3

lol, and then you'll need to find a stern corporate building to pose in front of. and to mail "I <3 ROBERT FISCHER" doodles to. xD /five-years-old.

[hesselives]

ahaha, i never knew anyone who rolled his own cigs until i met Hot Mechanic Guy in Chicago. it does seem more cost-efficient, definitely.

YOU HAVE TWO CHOICES: FLY TO CHINA. OR MOVE TO THE WEST COAST. ENTIRELY FOR MY CONVENIENCE. :DD

lol, Placid. there are a shit-ton of lakes up there, eh? i want to go so baaadly. ;__;

*blinks* what restaurant?

[ruins_of_sodom]

ahahahaha, WHAT. no, seriously, WHAT IS THAT. I've been hearing about it for a while, just little ads here and there but really, an e-cig. Although I am not a fan of cigs (partially because mom was a smoker), I'm with you there on the Go All or Nothing At All.

What will they think of next *shakes head*

[hesselives]

I KNOW. I DO NOT COMPREHEND. WHAT THE- BURNING NICOTINE? WATER VAPORS? I AM CONFUSE. D:

[epithalamium]

Haha. Is it terrible for me to say that I like my death on a stick? As Oscar Wilde said, 'A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied.' Why ruin that experience with fake smokes?

[hesselives]

ahaha, high-five, bb. <3 every time i see one of those "[no smoking] there are cooler ways to die" t-shirts, i grin madly and light up. cigs > skydiving accident, thanks!

mm, wise Oscar is never wrong. there is, indeed, an exquisite feel to it. though - were he here today to see the sad state our societies are in - he'd buy all the fake smokes for shits and giggles. WE BELIEVE IN YOU, OSCAR.

[labseraph]

E-cigs?

Either go the patch way or keep puffing away with the real thing.

*high fives another clove aficionado*

[hesselives]

LOL, but haven't you seen all the testimonials claiming that e-cigs and only e-cigs have helped people finally kick the habit after forty years?

i mean, fuck, man. it's already been forty years. might as well smoke it to the grave.

FISTBUMP. :D i'm so glad you're on Team Clove.

[labseraph]

Heh. My dad kicked his 50+ years habit by changing the brand of his cig. He used to be a Kent man and then changed to Mild Seven for the yuck factor and quit within a year.

Clove cigs have this sweetness that none other have, IMHO. Just delicious!

[queenofinfinite]

HAHAHA. I don't smoke, never have but. The extent that some people will go to is hilar. And also, unbelievably ludicrous sometimes. What will they invent next? E-bongs, so you can legally take a hit and get high at work without the boss noticing? xD but I get that a lot from my non-drinking friends about alcohol. It's scotch, dammit, and I paid for it. It's been a dog day so of course I'll drink it. :P

[hesselives]

NOT GONNA LIE, I WOULD TRY AN E-BONG. lol. (off to the patent office with you! this is a new breakthrough for the teen demographic and marijuana industry. xD)

scotch is hardcore. some people just don't understand. *sniffs*