[Call | All | Day 74]

[tries_too_hard]

Fuck it. I'm hitting those waves. Some crazyass sea monster wants to try to eat me for it, well, [A snort. Ever so sarcastic.] Good luck.

So who's with me, huh? Surf Shack's pretty well stocked.

Comments

[pantherking]

They gonna hit you back?

[tries_too_hard]

...Means I'm gonna go surfing, Grimmjow.

[pantherking]

What's a surfing?

[tries_too_hard]

Surfing. It's not a thing it's an action. It's... See, you stand on this board -- a surf board -- and you ride the... current of the water. Look, it sounds dumb, but it's really not.

[theotokos]

Sometimes you can have good ideas and this would be one of them. I'll go.

[tries_too_hard]

This mean you'll wear the bikini?

[theotokos]

I'm not wearing some lame ass one piece.

[tries_too_hard]

Know what would make this thing even better?

[notadamnvampire]

Sea monsters? Please tell me you're joking.

[tries_too_hard]

Haven't seen one, yet, but... Let's just say I really wouldn't be surprised.

[notadamnvampire]

Lovely. Then maybe I should get back out there today and enjoy the nice weather while it lasts. I've only been here a two days and already I feel like I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop, so to speak.

[tries_too_hard]

Probably, if sunshine and quiet's your thing, sure.

[Evidently, it's not Dante's.]

[cukoolanded]

Do we really have sea monsters here? What do they look like?

[...]

Is surfing fun?

[tries_too_hard]

Uh, well, I kind of assume... Fuck if I know what they look like, but I bet. Those things in the fog had to come from somewhere, right?

But, Hell yeah, surfing's fun. When you're out there, it's just you against the ocean.

[cukoolanded]

You think there are fog monsters in the water?

[tries_too_hard]

Well, fog comes from water, right?