Employee of the Month 1/1 (Jonas Brothers, The Academy Is...)

[hector_rashbaum]

Title: Employee of the Month
Genre: Slash
Fandom: Jonas Brothers, The Academy Is...
Main Characters: Kevin Jonas, Mike Carden

Adult Content: Nope
Words: 3885
Chapter: 1/1

Summary: High school AU FUCK YES. When Carden shoplifts from the Jonas Family corner store, he has to work it off as punishment. With bonus charming-slash-harrassing Beckett.

Comments

[mayqueen517]

Kevin has a flash of the future, of Nick running the store and starting his own jail to hold all the petty thieves the real prison won't take.

NICK J IS A CURMUDGEON. GOD. That cracked my shit up so hard.

"Young Carden here is interested in entirely different jeans," Bill says, solemnly, earning him a death glare over Mike's shoulder and a giggle, complete with snort, before Joe tears himself away from whatever tabloid was more important than taking care of Nick.

"Buy something or get out, Bill.

<333333333333333 WILLIAM. GOD. William is impertinent and ridiculous and IL HIM SO MUCH.

"Wow, coherent. Ignore him," Nicole says, all smiles, and pulls Kevin in, shuts the door behind him. "Get him something to drink."

"Oh God, yeah, yes. What're you having?" Nicole arches an eyebrow, tilts her cup so Butcher can look in. "Yeah I won't get him that. Fruitier."

[mayqueen517]

ME AND THAT FUCKING TAB BUTTON ARE GOING TO HAVE A TALK, BECAUSE I KEEP HITTING IT AND IT KEEPS POSTING MY UNFINISHED COMMENTS.

SO. OKAY. BUTCHER/NICOLE. I didn't know I needed that, okay? I DID NOT KNOW. BUT NOW I DO AND I WANT A MILLION FICS OF BUTCHER PAINTING NICOLE, BECAUSE BUTCHER. AND NICOLE. AND AND AND.

"You'll catch flies, Joe," Kevin says, and goes to find out if Nick'll let him take the register for a while.

KEVIN JONAS. GOD.

"You should probably," Carden pulls back just enough to murmur, and the whisper of air against his lips makes Kevin feel kind of melty, "just keep your hands out of pants entirely, Jonas. Apparently it's a little advanced for you."

Carden is pretty much my favorite. EVER. Just. FAVORITE FAVORITE FAVORITE.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. William Beckett, ILU. Also. Now this requires the sequel of William calling and harassing Nick.

This was fabulous!

[hector_rashbaum]

beckett/nick should be A Thing. but then I think everything should be A Thing.

thank yoooou

[jasmasson]

I loved this!

[hector_rashbaum]

Thanks! :)

[ginevracullen]

oh jeez, fucking hilarious! i adore this, so quirky and adorable. oh and i want william and nick sooooo bad.

[hector_rashbaum]

beckett is pretty enough nick can pretend he isn't even being gay

and thanks!

[japanimecrazed]

Lol.This is great!

[hector_rashbaum]

thank you!

[hector_rashbaum]

thanks!