//.010 Hungover..........

[hearts_eclipse]

Holy..... Shit................

I have the hugest effin headache I've ever had in my life!

I..... will... NEVER drink hardcore liquor again!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I swear it on my life!

.......... And what the HELL did I do last night?! Anyone know? Cause I have no ideas.

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[betterthanleech]

You came onto me, Bella. But I made sure you didn't do anything too bad when I found you. I don't know how you even got drunk in the first place. What were you thinking?

[betterthanleech]

...no one ever told you to jump, I fail to see how it's my fault. I offered to go with you but you had to drive up their and jump off. We all did that as friends a hobby with friends. Not as some weird suicide mission, that only you would commit.

Oh the sarcasm hurts Bella. Really does.

I don't mind you flirting with me. I think it's pretty interesting. -winks-

[hearts_eclipse]

It looked like fun and it looked like a distraction, ok? And you were busy, if I recall correctly. And it wasn't a suicide mission! It was boredom.

You'll be fine, Jacob. Its never killed you before. It seems to actually have the opposite effect on you.

Glad you don't mind.... I think.

[betterthanleech]

Boredom? Couldn't you have chosen something less hazardous to your life and your body? I was busy finding that red-head that was out and about. I thought you remembered things like that!

I think you need to check your sarcasm detector. Your sarcastic because you love me, you mean that effect?

I don't. Hey, what happened to the them anyway? I found them amusing to listen to.

[hearts_eclipse]

Oh yeah! That's where you were. That explains a lot. And no, I couldn't have. Everything else wasn't nearly exciting enough as jumping off a cliff. How many people can say they've done that and survived.

Of course I love you, pup. Haven't I been telling you that for the longest time!

I'm getting some of my common sense back, at least temporarily.

[betterthanleech]

Gee, all my friends, your boyfriend? How is it that you find jumping off a high rocky cliff so exciting? Enlighten me.

You say that but I'm dubious to whether you mean it or not.

Aw, and it was so fun to listen you say you want to sleep with me.

[hearts_eclipse]

You were all busy at the time, remember? Edward wasn't even there, actually. It was the most exciting thing I could come up with at the time.

That hurts my feelings Jacob. I really do love you. Why won't you believe me?

Oh god... I went that far?! Oh dear god! What did I do last night?!

[betterthanleech]

...
I have nothing else to say to you about that comment except ARE YOU CRAZY, BELLA?

When the person you love chooses someone else, you kind of ask yourself if they really mean what they say. You're not the only one who feels hurt.

I don't know. Ask Axel, since apparently you guys hit it off.

[hearts_eclipse]

Of course I am. I thought that had been established a long time ago?

I'm sorry, Jacob... I didn't want to hurt you. I never dreamt of hurting you.

WE WERE JUST TALKING! I honestly have no idea what happened, and I'm hoping nothing did.

[betterthanleech]

No. We established that you attracted the weird, we didn't say anything about you being crazy. I was too concerned for your general wellbeing to think about your craziness.

Let's not talk about it then. I'll try to get past it, but it's just so hard. You're always there when I close my eyes. I can't help it.

Well, something probably happened then. You were coming on to me, so who knows what you might have said to that guy.

[hearts_eclipse]

Well now you know, I am slightly crazy when I'm left alone for too long.

-lays hand an Jacob's shoulders- I'm real sorry, Jacob. I really do love you.

....... I'm really afraid something might have happened. Its beginning to seem more and more likely. Where the hell is Axel when you need him?!

[betterthanleech]

Gee, I know. You've been left in this place for so long you were bound to crack. Lucky there aren't cliffs here...I hope.

-puts his hand on hers- Don't worry, I forgive you. Little troublemaker -grins widely- And I love you too and I mean that.

Oh so you need him now? -chuckles-

[hearts_eclipse]

Not yet, at least. Don't worry, so long as you're here I'll stay sane.

-grins back- Glad you forgive me, pup. And I know you love me, Jacob.

-thumps with freehand- I know that did nothing but its the thought that counts. I don't need him.

[betterthanleech]

That's great. Keep it that way. Great to know that I'm your anti-crazy drug.

Yeah, I can't stay mad at you, you old hag. That's a nickname I'm giving you because you didn't like young one.

You should really stop trying to hit me. I don't notice until after you say something. Well I know who you need.

Seriously though, lie down get some rest. All this talking is giving me a headache, if that's happening then you're probably having a migraine.

[hearts_eclipse]

Jacob, my anti-crazy drug. I think the name fits, don't you?

Young one? When did you call me this? Oh crap... That was last night, huh?

I'm trying to tone it down! Its this room, I swear! You can't tell me you don't feel it too!

Fine, fine. I'll sleep some more if I must.

[betterthanleech]

Ironically, he is crazy himself.

Yes, last night. You were very angry at me, I think you kissed me before that comment as well.

Feel what?

Good, lie down and talk when you're head doesn't feel like it's being hit with multiple rocks.