The back story sounds far more insipid now.

Feb 05, 2009 17:45

Well, the phrase Dr J used was "not the brightest bulb in the barn ( Read more... )

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mariavii February 5 2009, 23:29:11 UTC
In actuality, I often say "not the brightest bulb in the drawer" -- not so much because I mix it up with the "...knife in the drawer" but because I keep my extra lightbulbs in a drawer.

As for the christmas tree, that would bother me unless it was changed to "...on the Christmas tree." I get nitpicky in odd places.

Finally, I totally follow the logic path you outlined and would give Dr J a pass on this one ;-)

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happychemist February 5 2009, 23:44:17 UTC
Drinks by the end of the month?

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mariavii February 6 2009, 13:19:51 UTC
Yes! Of course! It has been too long.

I am away the weekend of the 20th, but am around the rest of the month. Shoot me an email.

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rford February 6 2009, 12:57:06 UTC
Yea, I've heard it as "on the Christmas tree." Still the closest one for me.

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bijoux February 6 2009, 00:13:03 UTC
Oh darn, I missed the poll. However, for fun, I did find this webpage with 100 ways to say "not the brightest": http://jmm.aaa.net.au/articles/14071.htm

My favorite ones are "A few fries short of a Happy Meal" and "A few peas short of a casserole".

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the_marchioness February 6 2009, 02:07:50 UTC
Haha. V stole the words straight out of my mouth, "Oh darn, I missed the poll."

My answer would have been: Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier.

It's kind of perfect timing as we used to say this phrase often in high school, as well as, "Not the sharpest knife in the drawer," which is why E's nickname in HS was "The Knife." And it's perfect timing, of course, because I've just come home from dinner with E's mother. ;)

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