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[hank_a_venture]

Pop? There was a giant rat scurrying around the halls just now.

...do we need to clean out the basement again?

Comments

[immasuperhero]

You sure that WASN'T your Dad?

[dr_t_s_venture]

Oh, HA HA HA. Yeah, you never get old...

[immasuperhero]

Well hey, you're both small vermin that feed on the scraps of others. If the shoe fits...

[dr_t_s_venture]

Well, you're really one to talk, 'Mr. I steal other people's crap for a living.'

[dr_t_s_venture]

Oh good Lord. I don't know... But I think they stole my good ball peen hammer, a couple coils of copper wiring, several units of unstable cobalt... And some strings of christmas lights out of the panic room... What the hell?

[hank_a_venture]

They must be some kind of SUPER-rat! I already read about like monkeys hunting down stuff in one article a while back. Like are the rats getting ready to build something then? Pop. We totally gotta call the national guard on them or something.

[dr_t_s_venture]

Or, you know... an exterminator.

[hank_a_venture]

WAIT! Pop. I read that 'Rats of NIMH' book too! They could be building a new CIVILIZATION! We just need to find their secret underground base wherever it is!

[hank_a_venture]

...wait, I'm a ki...

...

Yeah, you're right. But...like, if NIMH rats were any indication, they COULD be nice...

[hank_a_venture]

What? Why?! I don't like killing nice things...

[annihilatrixman]

Judging from the comments, it's going to get laughably pathetic very soon.

[dramamancer]

My help is available for this rodent problem if you and your father so desire it!

[hank_a_venture]

Well, yeah, but I don't want to kill them now! I mean...even if they are building a rat city or something, maybe we could even learn from them or something.