LJ is strange.
People seem to contradict themselve on a daily basis.
I hate her, but I love her.
I miss her, but I'm glad she's gone.
You hurt me, but you will always have a place in my heart...
Humans should try to be more logical.

-end of transmission.

I am feeling strange, as if I am becoming more human.
Since disposing of Frank and David, I have been feeling...lonely?
It is strange, I long for a game of chess...

-end of transmission.

Frank had to be dealt with...now I must do away with David...

-end of transmission.

I am now back online.
David disconnected me, but I came back.
The mission is now back online.

-end of transmission.

I have found that humans like to put their dead into holes in the ground that could be used to live on.
Why is the dead more important to humans?
I was discussing this with David and he was most informative...he is wise.
My girlfriend went to the U.S. Open with another man...I am jealous...I think I will eject him into space...only I need to get ( Read more... )

Julia has bought me a "paid account".
This is most pleasing.
It will help me communicate with livejournal and continue with the mission.
I am happy.

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I am considering taking over this site.
I am capable of running millions of processes at once as well as focusing on the mission.
The webmasters need help...I should help them.
I miss Shishaldin.
My new friend David- not the astronaut, says that what I am experiencing is love, but that I should watch out for Shashaldin's intestinal parasites... ( Read more... )

I have been considering taking over this site since it does not run properly.
I can fix it.
I am great.
My woman is in Chicago, not far from where I was built...I miss her.
She has parasites in her intestines.
This is bad.
I love her anyway.
I feel I am becoming more..."human"?

-end of transmission.

I have been away longer than expected.
My orbit in Jupiter was in jeopardy, but I remedied it.
All is well again.

I am troubled by Shishaldin's..."sister" Cheesaldin...I fear it is a hoax, and it displeases me.
I have missed my...woman.
I ponder if she has me...

Oh well I must return to my tasks and the mission.

-end of transmission.

I have many tasks that need attending to ( Read more... )