My Ordinary Life 03. [Video/Action for Mahogany Town]

[hakase_de_nya]

[The video feed is on thanks to the Professor clumsily dropping the gear. There's a lot of yelling as she runs back and forth, passing by the camera several times. Each time she passes by, a Ditto and Voltorb follow after her a few seconds later. Also, each time she passes by the gear, she's moving one egg.

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[video]

[clicked_3_times]

I did not make you catch one. I just told you how. This is not my fault.

[video]

[hakase_de_nya]

I-It's all your fault! T-The Professor was just doing what she was told! You said to catch another one and get stronger!

[video]

[clicked_3_times]

Well, your team probably is stronger. And I don't know how the eggs appeared. So don't blame me.

[video]

[hakase_de_nya]

T-the Professor doesn't want to lose her dessert, so it's definitely your fault.

video;

[hakase_de_nya]

S-Sakamoto's brother! The Professor...

[...clearly, there is basic mom and dad action going on here, but...even the Professor can't understand it!]

...The Professor doesn't understand it anymore!

[And in a tiny fit of rage, she's going to kick a pillow.]

video;

[hakase_de_nya]

[Her eyes, they sparkle with tears. She speaks in a soft voice, like she's quite dependent on Sasarai..]

Sakamoto's brother, it was that other girl's fault.

[Video]

[tripping_idol]

Oooh, so they put eggs.

Wait, they don't look alike at all...

[Omg you nasty Pokemons, Haruka's mind is going to break.]

[Video]

[hakase_de_nya]

The Professor didn't know. T-Takahashi...Y-Yamahiko...are a mommy and daddy.

[Haruka's mind can join the Professor's in the breaking process.]

[Video]

[tripping_idol]

But that means they like each other, right? That's good!

[Good thing Haruka's mind is protected by an unbeatable optimism no matter what!]

[Video]

[hakase_de_nya]

Ah! Do you really think so?!

[video] 1/3

[tigerlikereflex]

[HE HASN'T HAD TO WORRY ABOUT THIS KIND OF CONVERSATION WITH HIS DAUGHTER YET. Okay, Kotetsu, think quickly here.]

[video] 2/3

[tigerlikereflex]

[......................... THIS THING CALLED 'THINKING QUICKLY' DOESN'T WORK SO WELL FOR HIM.]

A-Ah, calm down! It's okay, don't cry--!

[video] 3/4 i lied originally 8||;;;

[tigerlikereflex]

It's.. It's no ones fault, and it definitely isn't yours, okay? So calm down and take a big breath..

[video] OKAY NOW I'M DONE

[tigerlikereflex]

You can probably... see if your Pokemon are okay with giving the eggs to good homes. [Oh god this is like explaining why they can't keep six kittens to Kaede. Only even more awkward because it's Pokemon and he hardly understands them the way he somewhat understands cats.]

[blaettertanz]

It's nobody's fault. Sometimes Pokémon like each other enough that they want to make eggs and that's okay.

[He gives her a reassuring smile.]

[hakase_de_nya]

T-they don't even look alike! One is made of metal!

[blaettertanz]

Johto's very strange about breeding, from what I've seen. Just remember that this is apparently a video game world -- our thoughts on what makes sense don't apply.

[hakase_de_nya]

This is a video game?! The Professor is inside of a video game?!