1st Gumball - Phone/Action

[grumpygumballs]

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[Phone]

[goddamnhedgehog]

[There's a very low growl on the other end. Thanks for making him almost go deaf, Benson.]

Be quiet.

Re: [Phone]

[grumpygumballs]

No, you know what?

How about I don't. In fact, how about somebody tells me what's going on!

[goddamnhedgehog]

I might be more inclined to tell you if you were less inclined to scream at the top of your lungs.

[grumpygumballs]

Oh, I'm sorry. I'll try not to be upset about being kidnapped, or teleported someplace or....or whatever this is!

action; gently holds this place

[wecanallbeturds]

[ Oh Benson, all that rage is bad for you. He certainly won't be the only one out and about town today, as fate would have it. Falling back into lollipops for money territory tends to lead to days where large-headed elderly gentlemen are ushered out relatively early in the day, for some reason. Eh, youth these days.

Well not like Pops is complaining. All the more time for cheerfully roaming the sidewalks, his true passion in life. He knows his street is somewhere around town, but he can get around to that later. Fun times now, they simply take precedence. 8I ]

[grumpygumballs]

[Benson is just grumping around, grumping around when he notices the familiar, big-headed man. And just stares for a moment.]

...Pops?

[wecanallbeturds]

[ Awww yeah, someone who knows him. That'll draw in a Pops like. Some sort of thing that attracts other things. Waving! ]

Yes, hello!

[grumpygumballs]

[Just a small groan as one of his hands slides over his face. Of course Pops wouldn't recognize him, and at the same time? Of course Pops would just be that cheery to a complete stranger, no matter what.]

It's me, Pops. Benson.

Do you know what's going on here?

[Although he isn't holding his breath for an answer.]

phone

[luxuriality]

The person you want to fire is named Lucy, not Mordecai or Rigby.

[ She is just going to snark the living shit out of you right now, sorry Grumpy. ]

[grumpygumballs]

Alright. So where do I find this Lucy lady so I can apologize for whatever they did and try to set things right?

[luxuriality]

Lucy is the one that brought us all here. I haven't heard of a Mordecai or a Rigby, and they haven't been mentioned by Lucy herself. I doubt they caused her to wish to trap people anyways, especially if they're here and others arrived before them.

Though you're welcome to try to apologize and set things right with her. If you could, could you ask her to reduce the number of times we're tortured in this place? Once a month is a tad excessive. [ sarcasm! god's greatest gift of all! ]

[grumpygumballs]

You'd be surprised how often crap like this can happen because of them.

.....Torture. Yeah. You wanna explain that a bit more?

[likes2havesex]

[did you just yell at her through the phone? oh...]

WHO THE FUCK IS MORDECAI AND RIGBY?!

[grumpygumballs]

They're idiots. You can't miss them. One's a blue jay and the other's a raccoon. They're probably...slacking off some where, doing god knows what.

And don't curse at me, lady!

[likes2havesex]

…A blue jay and a raccoon?

Just use rat poison.

[seriously, what is up with this dude]

[grumpygumballs]

What? No, I don't want to kill them. They work for me.

[nopunchies]

[[wow! that's loud! he nearly drops the phone, but manages to grab it before it slams onto the floor.

he knows who it is. he has no doubts. yet... he still asks. maybe, just maybe, it's some other pissed off dude who knows a mordecai and rigby.]] Ughh. Benson, is that you? Shit, and I was just starting to relax.

housemate threadjack

[mordekawaii]

[Wow, he could hear Benson yelling through the phone. He walks over to Rigby with a cup of milk in hand.]

Benson's here?

[grumpygumballs]

[There's a small bit of unamused laughter.]

Heh. Heheh. Uh, yeah Rigby. It's me. So. Would you like to tell me what you two idiots did!

Is that Mordecai? I know I can hear him in the background.

[nopunchies]

We didn't do anything! Jeez, way to just jump on us when we didn't do nothin'!

And, yeah, Mordecai is here. We live in the same house.