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I have a goal in life, and three assists.
I'm a contrarian. No, I'm not.
If I had a rocket launcher, I'd buy you a green dress, but a not a real green dress; that's a stinking torture state.
Eric is a completely acceptable name for a ficus.
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Disneyland this weekend! We leave on the 19th and stay til the 24th. We're staying a few miles from the joint, so we got a pretty good rated hotel. Marie's looking forward to some sunshine and hotel swimming pools. We've been hunkered under rain jackets for 6 months, it seems. The kids seem stoked about the rides. Hopefully they're tall ( Read more... ) -
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Have you heard about this horrific little film called Expelled? It's a piece of propaganda for Creationist Intelligent Design dimwits masquerading under the genre of a documentary. It features Ben Stein eminent scientist comic actor and game-show host. Described by Scientific American's John Rennie "A shameful antievolution film tries to blame ( Read more... ) -
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I'm rather disappointed the four extra posts I pre-posted for Friday didn't show up. How many posts from me did you see on Friday ( Read more... ) -
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Have you seen how ridiculously cheap cruises are these days? We were looking at a 7 day Mexican cruise for around 800 bucks. Per couple. Are you shitting me? That's awesome. And no, it wasn't a peddle boat with a half sack of Corona on it. This was a real, honest to goodness Princess cruise lines loveboat sumbitch. Damn, I'd like to lay my ( Read more... ) -
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Riley was in kindergarten the other day, and his teacher was being helped by a college student training for teacherhood. Practicum? Whatever ya call them peoples ( Read more... ) -
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Riley was at the dinner table with us the other night. Marie said "Should we give the kids I-C-E-C-R-E-A-M?" When Riley repeated the letters he asked what it spelled. Marie beckoned him over to tell the secret. She whispered in his ear. He smiled and shouted out. "ICECREAM!". I laughingly told Riley "Hey! You're not supposed to shout out a ( Read more... )