Misfortune Cookie

[graypawn]

Comments

[amnesiack]

That's a weirdly specific fortune. I wish more of them were like that!

[graypawn]

I got another one later today. It said "Ask your friend how that power armor is coming along."

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So...uh...you been busy lately?

[amnesiack]

if you dont drive, tell your bus driver to drive carefully. -anonymous black

[capt_blargh]

the one i always get is "bad luck and extreme misfortune will haunt your pathetic soul throughout all eternity".

every stinking time....