Tonight, there's gonna be trouble.

[grading_garbage]

**Iruka and Tsunade are standing in front of the door to the gym - Iruka is sipping his coffee and has a black duffel bag slung over his shoulder. He tries the doorknob and finds that the gym is locked up as well.**

So uh... I'm not sure if we're supposed to meet up inside the gym or what...

I don't really want to try crawling through the vents after

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[109jugs]

Can't we just leave the bag here for him?

[grading_garbage]

Oops. Spoke too soon.

Well, it looks like the opportunity's lost anyway... Gotta strike while the iron is hot! *grins*

*stumbles a little and grabs Tsunade's arm for balance... laughs*

*whispers loudly*

WHAT DO WE DO NOW???

[109jugs]

*shakes him off her arm*
Honestly, Iruka.
I'll try to take care of this.

[grading_garbage]

*regains balance and tries to sober up*

What? Yooooooou wanted to drink sake~ ^^

Thank you! I don't want to be fired... or molested... or molested then fired..

[109jugs]

Yes but I didn't expect that Orochimaru would come, and now I have to defend my faculty before you all get canned.

[grading_garbage]

Alright - Let's take control of this situation. *sobers up as best he can, which is pretty well considering...*

*receives text from Deidara*

It seems as though Deidara-kun's trapped in the Gym and needs us to bust him out. He also promises more in the way of beverages if we all work together. ^^

[109jugs]

Then you go ahead, I'll catch up when I'm done here with Orochimaru.

Am I going to have to hire a new art teacher too?

[comen2myoffice]

*comes looking for Iruka*

Jiraiya might have tolerated this sort of behavior, Iruka, but I intend to run a far more orderly system. Do you want to join Kakashi at the unemployment office?

Re: Am I going to have to hire a new art teacher too?

[grading_garbage]

Ah... erm... *cheeks are red from sake*

Hi there, Orochimaru-sensei! Eheh ^^ *turns iPod off and shoves it in his pocket* I don't see why informing the student body of the virtues of safe sex practices should be considered inappropriate behavior... do you?

*innocent look*

[comen2myoffice]

I am not paying you to get drunk and make lewd announcements over the intercom, Iruka.

[grading_garbage]

*changes tactics*

Ok look. I'm gonna level with ya. Remember that snake of yours that got loose a while back? Well, it still hurts to sit down. Let this one slide and we'll call it even, ok?

[comen2myoffice]

It isn't my fault you presented such a... tempting target to it, Iruka.

And it is a tempting target.

[grading_garbage]

Eheh... uh.. than- I mean - what were you saying about lewd comments, Orochimaru-sensei?!

And aren't I too old for your... tastes?

Anyway, it won't happen again... As long as your snakes stay away from my ass in the future.

[comen2myoffice]

I said nothing lewd. You offered the snake a target, he struck. They do that.

My tastes are not as narrow as they're reputed to be.

I'll see what I can do about that. Assuming there are no more... incidents.

[grading_garbage]

Hmmm *grumbles*

Oh. Uh. Well, I'll be sure to keep that in mind, then.

*starts backing away slowly*

[109jugs]

Orochimaru, you can't just go around firing everybody. Not without my consent, anyways.