Omigod, you guys. Okay. So. Saturday morning, i woke up, reached for my laptop, and started writing this. And i didn't stop until two hours later. I didn't eat, didn't bathe, didn't do anything but pound this out (that's what she said!). And. This? This is the porniest porn i have ever porned. I mean, seriously, i kind of feel like i should link to
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