ST Reboot Fic: Category: Jim unconscious; Subcategory: Fainted from shock.
A true drabble written for kcscribbler for this drabble-requesting meme.
(SIGN UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO BE ONE OF THE LUCKY FIVE PEOPLE WHO GET MY REMAINING DRABBLES! :-P)
Also, note my extreme laziness. I do not feel like running through this and adding quotation marks. Just know that this is an all-dialogue drabble.
Also, the title is not in the wordcount. That's probably cheating. Do I care? :-P
Category: Jim unconscious; Subcategory: Fainted from shock.
There’s a table of contents?
Yes
You’re turning into Spock!
Don’t even…
What kind of an album is this? "Jim Asleep” and under that “Drooling,” “Mouth opened,” and “SUCKING HIS THUMB?!?!?” I DON’T…
Photos don’t lie, kid.
Shouldn’t “Jim unconscious” be a subset of “asleep?”
Shut up.
Fine. So that’s “Punched by aliens,” “Walked into bulkhead,” (Hey! I only did that once!)
And?
And… No! there’s NO WAY Spock nerve pinched me forty-seven times!
More than that. I don’t carry a camera everywhere.
There are twelve more categories?
I have to organize 487 pictures.
WHAT?!?!?
I have 894 of Spock.
(SIGN UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO BE ONE OF THE LUCKY FIVE PEOPLE WHO GET MY REMAINING DRABBLES! :-P)
Also, note my extreme laziness. I do not feel like running through this and adding quotation marks. Just know that this is an all-dialogue drabble.
Also, the title is not in the wordcount. That's probably cheating. Do I care? :-P
Category: Jim unconscious; Subcategory: Fainted from shock.
There’s a table of contents?
Yes
You’re turning into Spock!
Don’t even…
What kind of an album is this? "Jim Asleep” and under that “Drooling,” “Mouth opened,” and “SUCKING HIS THUMB?!?!?” I DON’T…
Photos don’t lie, kid.
Shouldn’t “Jim unconscious” be a subset of “asleep?”
Shut up.
Fine. So that’s “Punched by aliens,” “Walked into bulkhead,” (Hey! I only did that once!)
And?
And… No! there’s NO WAY Spock nerve pinched me forty-seven times!
More than that. I don’t carry a camera everywhere.
There are twelve more categories?
I have to organize 487 pictures.
WHAT?!?!?
I have 894 of Spock.