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[godsavemy]

~*~WELCOME TO~*~

Five More Things You May Or May Not Want To Know About A Crabby Englishman
Or How To Keep Oneself Occupied While Trapped In A Enamoured House.

Comments

Why so emo, Artie?

[sue_ur_wok]

What was he buying at Tesco? That's what I want to know - Arthur's shopping list. ALSO DID YOU KNOW THEY HAVE TESCOS IN AMERICA? They're called Fresh & Easy in California.

England's VA also voices Sasuke. You do the math.

[godsavemy]

-> Eggs
-> Milk
-> Liquor for mummy
-> Jelly Babies
-> Tea

Do I... have to? Is scratch paper allowed? Calculators?

[sue_ur_wok]

Now his mum is an alcoholic?

;u; I used to love jelly babies.

Real men use their fingers.

[godsavemy]

Pfft, Arthur's childhood isn't that traumatic. Though if he had any sense of humour as a child, he should have written that to horrify those nosey housewives.

...and that poor jelly baby. D:

[longlivesealand]

Lies.

[godsavemy]

...Which part is the alleged lie?

[longlivesealand]

Everything. You don't love me.

[godsavemy]

Not this again...

[notaustralian]

No serious long-term relationship... I see.

[godsavemy]

T-this doesn't apply to out of the game of course!
I think...

[french_gourmet]

You liar. The end of fact 12 is just a forefront, obviously. You've never had sex, you virgin.

[godsavemy]

You'll never know for sure, wine bastard.

[french_gourmet]

Oh please. Name at least one person you've had sex with. You can't, because you simply haven't.

[godsavemy]

You didn't keep a track of me during the more...wild years of my life.