[thinks it's locked, but it's not] I hate my life ...

[glowy_brows]

I wake up this morning to find myself twelve inches tall and nuzzled against Eva's boobs. THEN SHE FREAKED OUT AND THREW ME INTO A WALL! That ... really hurt.

And if being only a foot tall with stubby hands and feet wasn't bad enough ... MY PENIS HAS DECIDED TO GO AWOL.

This isn't fair, dammit! This is supposed to be my Honeymoon, my special time to

Comments

[timey_wimey]

Um, Jordan... you might wanna lock this.

[glowy_brows]

Lock wha--OH SHIT!

hsdgakgakjdfhak;fj IT DOESN'T WANT TO LOCK NOW, GOD, WHY?

[timey_wimey]

Oh, I dunno... it's really not your day, is it?

[glowy_brows]

More like it hasn't been my week. *sigh* The universe must think of me as its personal chew toy, huh?

[glowy_brows]

kjsfhakjfhak jfhkahf FUCK! THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE LOCKED, GODDAMMIT!

[glowy_brows]

....................

That's soooooooo not funny, dude. Do you have any idea how bad this sucks? Huh?!