The Estate, Sidra, Glacia, Monday Evening (Fandom Time)

[glacial_queen]

Another day, another stupid Court function that Karla had to deal with. She wasn't even sure what this one was for; Lord Mallory was under strict instructions not to tell her unless it was for something important. Otherwise, he had to deal with her scandalized, "We're having a function for this?!?!" and no one--least of all Lord Mallory--wanted to

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[not_a_parakeet]

"You know he's going to kill you in your sleep the moment he's got hands to hold a pillow with, right?"

Yeah, Warren's phone had just gone ding. Right there, at the function. A lot of people had given him confused looks. Particularly when he pulled the little glowing rectangle from his pocket, taken a look at it, and then started laughing.

Because, really, Jono was a very miserable looking little snake. Particularly after having his fangs milked.

[glacial_queen]

"Pfft," Karla said, sliding her hand through Warren's arm. Around her neck, Jono hissed grumpily and shifted ever so slightly. "He loves having his picture taken. You can tell. Look at his happy little face!"

Snakey-Jono did not look happy. He looked somewhere between aggravated and resigned.

[not_a_parakeet]

"I think I've looked less miserable while molting," Warren replied, giving Jono a critical sort of look. Jono, in reply, reared his little head back to show off his teeth. "... But that is kind of adorable."

Bring it, Jono. Warren had just gotten over the worst case of poison ivy in the history of Kaeleer, his healing factor was back up and running properly, and he could handle a little snake venom.

[glacial_queen]

Well, no one had to worry about snake venom tonight. You're welcome, everyone else. Karla had your back.

Stroking Jono's head with her finger, Karla graciously nodded to various greetings, ever amused by the expressions of the aristos when they first caught sight of her unusual accessory and then when they realized that it was moving.

"He wanted to be here," Karla lied outrageously. "As a member of the First Circle, he thought it was his duty to accompany us tonight. Isn't that right, Jono?"

[justwantsquiet]

that is quite a fashion statement. very britney spears of you. i'm assuming it's not warren?

Look, Sookie had a limited pool of people to choose from here. Some suspects were less likely than others, and Warren had not ever especially screamed 'snake' to her.

[glacial_queen]

Noooo. Warren generally turns into something with feathers!

Go figure.

Wanna guess again? Think grumpier.

[justwantsquiet]

And Raven turned into a...raven, so that was out.

how grumpy? like, grumpiest person i know grumpy?

Because in that case she had an idea.

[glacial_queen]

"I had to milk his fangs so he wouldn't cause anyone permanent harm WHEN he bites someone" grumpy.

And since it wan't Karla, that really only left one likely possibility.

[icecoldfrost]

Do I want to know? was Emma's reply, as she held her phone under her desk, typing off a reply in the middle of one of her classes. Not that she was alone in her use of social media; half the class was doing the same thing at any given time.

[glacial_queen]

Isn't Jono pretty? she sent, not even bothering to hide her phone usage. No one here understood what she was doing anyway.

[icecoldfrost]

Jono is always very pretty. Is there a reason you haven't put a top hat on him yet?

Sorry-not-sorry, Jono.

Less than two seconds later, Karla's phone would ping again. This time with two links:

I think he'd be quite dapper: http://youtu.be/E6GKOz1Rx4s http://jezebel.com/these-teeny-tiny-snakes-in-top-hats-are-extremely-dappe-1441782974

[glacial_queen]

The socks are because it's mid-fall already. He's too tiny and cold-blooded to allow him to wander around without something warm.

That wasn't stopping her from showing Jono the links. Because him in a top hat and a monocle would be the absolute cutest.

Jon looks intrigued!

[never_dull]

Hannibal's text in return was succinct:

Should you require sanctuary when Jono is once more himself, I have a very nice house.

[glacial_queen]

I think Jono might need sanctuary more than I will. I'm having a ball, she sent, along with a picture of Jono in thick woolly sock.

It's winter here, so he has to stay warm!

[never_dull]

Hannibal may have snickered at that picture; luckily nobody was around to see.

You like to live dangerously, I see. I approve.

[glacial_queen]

Jono needs whimsy in his life, Karla explained cheerfully. It's how he knows he's loved. Plus, it's fun to hear him sputter telepathically.

Best role-model right here.

[blondecanary]

Dinah was snickering as she texted back, Warren would have wings, Raven would have wings... So by process of elimination--

Poor, poor Jono.

[glacial_queen]

His bright smile and cheerful demeanor didn't give it away?

[blondecanary]

That was the other tip-off. Dinah grinned, thumbs flying over her phone. When did this happen?

[glacial_queen]

Few days ago. He came by after his class ended, started bitching about the weather, and turned into a colorful little baby!