Let's talk about...

[giving_ground]

...porn. About writing porn, actually. And why I'm sort of bad at it in isolation. Okay, really damn bad. Seriously. *uses appropriate/inappropriate icon*

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[firescribble]

Thanks for leaving in all my spelling/grammatical errors. Again. >_<

[firescribble]

Velvety? o.O When I think of testicles (haha, I wrote tentacles first) I don't think of velvet.Globes are usually glassy, I think.

Soccer balls are a rather uncomfortable size in this particular context....

[yuki_scorpio]

And then there was the brobdingnagian manstick...

[firescribble]

... tell me you made that up. I can't think of a less sexy word than brobdingnagian. When I find bad porn these days it's usually just anatomically incorrect. Like.

Liz! HALP! What was that one where you got the impression that the character was a giant eyeball with arms and legs? Was it VF?

[giving_ground]

Ummmm... yes, I believe so. XD

[yuki_scorpio]

Oh, wish I was. Some people should not be allowed to use a thesaurus.