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[gigolo_miko]

WHAT THE HELL KRATOS. Goddamn asshole, why'd you try to drown me?!

I'd almost be excited to be in a fandom with pirates if I weren't stuck with this meatball.

At least it's warm.

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[sternjudgment]

Perhaps the water wasn't deep enough.

Let me try again.

[gigolo_miko]

You try it again and I'll kill you.

[sternjudgment]

Don't open your mouth, you'll bite your tongue.

[gigolo_miko]

Oh my God, shut up and stop acting like a pissy teenager.

[not_a_banshee]

...what. Drown you?

[gigolo_miko]

Attempted homicide.

[not_a_banshee]

Did you... do something just now or was it just from build up.

[gigolo_miko]

Are you taking his side?

[twicethedads]

GO DAD!

[gigolo_miko]

HEY!

[twicethedads]

I'm cheering for Kratos!

[gigolo_miko]

See if I'll be your BFF anymore!

[overlord_dammit]

He should try again.

[gigolo_miko]

Yeah, shut up. Go play with your frilly waitress uniform.

[overlord_dammit]

What are you talking about?

[gigolo_miko]

Tokyo Mew Mew~~. It's, like. A pâtisserie. Or something.

[marvelous_ruin]

If either of you end up dead, I am sorely tempted to not bring you back.

I don't care if you're stuck in a different fandom with each other. Stop acting like five-year-olds.

[gigolo_miko]

Good luck explaining that to my sisterthe king. ♥

He started it!

[marvelous_ruin]

I said I was tempted, not that I'd actually refuse.

I don't care who started it. End it.

[gigolo_miko]

You're such a sweetheart.

Yes, ma'am.