King of the Boudoir, Pete/Patrick

[giddygeek]

Title: King of the Boudoir
Author: giddygeek
Pairing: Pete/Patrick
Rating: Uuuuum, fuck-or-die.
Notes: Fuck-or-die totally counts as a rating. And also a summary. And look, here it is as notes. Yay my favorite subgenre!

3800 words, slightly cracked. Thanks to anew_leaf and dsudis for giving it a look-see, although Dira is probably expecting the title that made me laugh

Comments

[birdsflying]

kfgdkjbgksgnkfsg. Nrrrrgghhhh. Sorry, can't be coherent, brain melted out of ear.

[giddygeek]

\o/ I was practicing with sex scenes. Perhaps obviously? *grins* Very glad for the brain melting, thank you very much!

[giddygeek]

Dude, me too. Yay! And oh, the things you're 99% certain only you are going to like. *grins* I'm glad you liked, thank you!

[drunktuesdays]

OH MY GOD

*____*

AFUCKINGMAZING, GIDDY.

[giddygeek]

\o/ Starry-eyed emoticon = exactly the reaction I was hoping for! *grins* Thank you, I'm glad you liked it!

[dsudis]

HOW TO SAVE A LIFE, COME ON. HOW TO SAVE A LIFE!

*still giggling*

[giddygeek]

I COULDN'T. I laughed until like, 10:30 and then I thought 'i bet there are 76 of those already, and also none of them are SILLY WITH THE FUCKING' and I had to go the trusty Magnetic Fields route. But don't think I didn't listen to that song and add 'that's what she said' ALL DAMN DAY. *grins at you* Thanks, dude!

[misspamela]

Whaaaaat.

"Right here," he says, and then he smiles, just a small, nervous twitch of his mouth, and says, "So. How do you want me?"

Which is the final straw for Pete--he comes again, hard, for the third time in way not enough minutes.

Hot hot hot fucking hot.

[giddygeek]

Practicing with the pr0n = scary but yayz. *grins* More yayz = I'm glad you liked it, thank you!