General_zod is believed to be dead.
And he must let the world think that he is dead.
Untill he can find a way to control the raging spirit that lies within him.

Da-da DaaaAAA-DUMMMMM!!!

Raghhhh!!!

This Lex Luthor has become a most annoying insect.
I would crush his fragile skull were it not for the information I need within it.
A slippery one he is.. for he knows his worth to me.. and will likely do whatever he can..including delaying me from my Grand Destiny... to stay valuable.

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For having a weak yellow sun.. your little planet gets uncomfortably hot in areas. I much prefer the cold crystalline beauty of Krypton.

It would seem my new ..abilities.. are not with out their flaws.
Shaving has become downright impossible.
I suppose I'll have to keep the beard for now.

All went as expected. The planet Houston is MINE!
Rumors are spreading among the pathetic natives about a "super-man"
Supposedly one of their warriors or gods, I imagine. Whatever the case, I have not seen him. With the powers I now weild.. I am now their GOD!

Super.. man? Who is this Super man of which you speak? Find him.. bring him to Zod.. so that he may kneel before me!

You all are pretentious, self absorbed fucks.
Zod does not wish to rule such weak, pathetic sheep.
You are not even worth the effort to destroy.

My goddamn rock solid ghetto shiznit name is Gangmaster Z.
What's yours?
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I admit your battle strategy is impressive. Why fight a war when you can just kill the ones giving orders.. My philosophy exactly.
-not that your armies could be any match for me. But if I kill everyone.. who then will I rule?