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geminiwench

Chick porn!

Oct 03, 2005 00:24

Wow... sometimes Oxygen Network has erotica stories for women late at night! Yay! They're half-hour neato stories with plot AND lusty sex! Weeee! [and super-hot men! Weeeeeeee ( Read more... )

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Dead Cats? anonymous October 3 2005, 08:45:17 UTC

Does it make the Car "Purr" along?

SteveD

Re: Dead Cats? geminiwench October 3 2005, 21:55:58 UTC

Only if you scratch its front suspension.

anonymous October 3 2005, 14:28:40 UTC

Porn store, eh?! Nice line of work. I've heard that the way you look, those dildos will come in handy :)

geminiwench October 3 2005, 21:53:01 UTC

Hey, you sound like a bit of a dickhead... could I borrow you in the meantime?

I Got All The Dick You Need. anonymous October 4 2005, 15:59:44 UTC

Sure, your boyfriend has my number....get it from him and give me a jingle.

Re: I Got All The Dick You Need. geminiwench October 4 2005, 21:13:53 UTC

Hmm you have all the dick I need? Ok.. so you're apparently male.

And if my boyfriend has your number, that implied that you're a gay male who found my boyfriend to be a hot hunk of man meat.. which, I can only assume is true... cause he is.

Now.. why would I want to hit up a gay man who thinks my boyfriend is hot? That doesn't sound fun at all! Maybe if you were bi or didn't mind a threesome involving two males and myself.. that could be interesting... but then I'd have to drug my boyfriend and that would lose at least half (or more like 3/4ths) of the fun...

Or maybe you're a chick who has hit on my el-nino-amigo... and you're into chick experiences,...

Maybe its just because Im sleep deprived, but either way you don't sound up to the task of giving me all the dick I need AT ALL! Mr. Gay Dude and/or Bi Curious Chick.

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HEY! reajade October 3 2005, 16:55:02 UTC

Okay THAT was not nice! That's MY WOMAN you're talking about! The mother of our future offspring, that we will create together, sans MEN, and then we will DISPOSE OF ALL OF YOU!!!! MUUUAAAAAHAHAH! And she's HOT, DAMNIT!

Re: HEY! pasha_vule October 4 2005, 17:03:20 UTC

I agree... she is quite tasty. And intellectual to boot. Definately a rare catch. :)

Re: HEY! geminiwench October 4 2005, 21:08:12 UTC

Lookit that shit! Im loved! WOOT!

Thanks for the compliments, you sexy bitch you;)

Re: HEY! reajade October 4 2005, 22:01:40 UTC

Yup! She's rare alright! Too bad they don't make a Male version...

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reajade October 6 2005, 14:41:31 UTC

That's why I find women more interesting. Sanity is over-rated, and boring. Who needs SANITY?!?!?!?!