Flower ✿ Five

[gdit_collar]

AGHHH!!-- This town is getting fucking ridiculous.  It seems like every time it settles down, another XXX thing gets flung at us.  Do they really expect me to conform to this shit!?

I fucking want to see the cunt bag who runs this goddamn hellhole so I can go fucking bash his XXX head into the ground.

Comments

[constantfighter]

Honestly? Fucking hell, everyone's so down on this Reaper bloke. If I meet him, I'm shaking his fucking hand.

Not that I'd complain if he decided to let us have fags and booze, but there's definitely worse places to be. Cheer up, sweetheart, I'm supposed to be the moody bastard here. You're making me act like Mr fucking Happy by default.

[constantfighter]

[Looking pretty unconcerned, really]

Good, 'cos I wasn't planning to.

Cuntbag's a good word. Mind if I borrow it?

[gdit_collar]

...

Sure, why not? Take the rest of my fucking vocabulary too while you're at it.

[You can just feel the sarcasm.]

[constantfighter]

No, thanks. There's only so many variations on 'fucking cunt bastard' I can really use, you know.

Thanks for the offer, though.