[So the job of the month for America was delivering pizzas, and even though he'd love to waste as much time on the beach as possible, he still had to work for a living, right? Sure, he figured he'd get a bike or a car, get some pizzas to snack on, and have an awesome time when he first signed up. How could a job with food be boring?
Boy, was he
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I didn't order nothin.
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You sure? It has your room number on it!
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No one else is home. What is it?
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[There's a pause as he looks into the box he's carrying.]
...pizza!
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[makes a face at the smell]
Wrong door.
[closes the door in his face]
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Hey, England! I didn't know you lived down here, too!
[Shoves a pizza box in his face.]
You sure you didn't order one?
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Yes, I am quite sure I haven't ordered one of your fat-filled, heart attack-inducing tasteless pizzas. Now go.
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Pizza is very healthy for you! Especially this kind! They use a third less lard than their other competitors! And they all have toppings so they all taste like something!
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Delivery?
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[He pulls out a greasy, crumpled piece of paper with scribbles on it.]
This is the... uhh... number moon-scribble-happy face room, right?
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America-san...?
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Whoever you are, you'd better prepare for big trouble!
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T-To... protect my perfect body from starvation...!
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