third.
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Children will not observe logic. What is the proper method of stopping them from ingesting glue/.,/;s;dfklskppppppppppppppp
[Aaaaand a good half a minute passes when the video feed starts. The network is greeted by a close-up of an alien child's right eye, complete with six pupils. There's a ruckus in the background, and the device is swung around to show a sizable crowd of kids and one perhaps-familiar robot. The children are armed with various dastardly craft materials: paint, construction paper, safety scissors with assorted patterned edges, the aforementioned glue... and most heinous of all, glitter. Mostly orange, to keep with holiday cheer.]
Please cease operations. That is not a toy--
Shut up, Mr. Legion!
Is it actually a mister?
I dunno. Is Legion a boy name?
No gender-orientation specified. It references a flock of demons, analogous to--
[Too late. The trigger word has passed, gasps and shrieks ensue.] It's a demon!!
[And they descend in a screaming cloud, device carelessly discarded on the ground as they attack the poor daycare worker with their cans of paint. It times out as Legion lets out a hapless warble.]
[ooc: monthly mission assignment go. Feel free to action tag if you're at the daycare!]
Children will not observe logic. What is the proper method of stopping them from ingesting glue/.,/;s;dfklskppppppppppppppp
[Aaaaand a good half a minute passes when the video feed starts. The network is greeted by a close-up of an alien child's right eye, complete with six pupils. There's a ruckus in the background, and the device is swung around to show a sizable crowd of kids and one perhaps-familiar robot. The children are armed with various dastardly craft materials: paint, construction paper, safety scissors with assorted patterned edges, the aforementioned glue... and most heinous of all, glitter. Mostly orange, to keep with holiday cheer.]
Please cease operations. That is not a toy--
Shut up, Mr. Legion!
Is it actually a mister?
I dunno. Is Legion a boy name?
No gender-orientation specified. It references a flock of demons, analogous to--
[Too late. The trigger word has passed, gasps and shrieks ensue.] It's a demon!!
[And they descend in a screaming cloud, device carelessly discarded on the ground as they attack the poor daycare worker with their cans of paint. It times out as Legion lets out a hapless warble.]
[ooc: monthly mission assignment go. Feel free to action tag if you're at the daycare!]