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[crazy_about_it]

If there are harpies on that other ship, I'm not going after them unless I'm getting paid double.

I might have to check out the bars over there though. "Two shots to kill you" sounds like a challenge to me.

Comments

[stretchingit]

Not even if they fired 'em out of a gun, kiddo.

[crazy_about_it]

So you're telling me it's all hype?

[stretchingit]

Hasn't gotten me drunk yet, I'll say that much.

[lol but what can right?]

[crazy_about_it]

[Giving her a long look.]

Doesn't count if you can't get drunk in the first place.

[stretchingit]

Oh, don't be silly. I can get absolutely smashed, in theory.

[crazy_about_it]

Theory doesn't count either. Have you ever tried?

[stretchingit]

Repeatedly. Takes three to even feel a buzz. Trust me, I got this shit down to a science.

[crazy_about_it]

Maybe you just need to drink faster?