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[gamepatch]

Let us never speak of that again.

There's a new woman here, right? For a second I thought I was talking to Mello's stripper. ...Sorry about the 'shoe' remark.

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[sort_operative]

Shoe... oh, that. No need to apologize.

Wait, stripper? Uh, kid, that's the furthest thing from what I am.

[gamepatch]

Just so you know. I could do better than that.

Yeah. You just kinda remind me of... Hey, if Mello does offer you a pair of goggles and a striped shirt, do me a favor and turn it down.

[sort_operative]

Do better? Oh, you mean pickup lines, I guess? It's fine, I'm not one for kids or shoddy one-liners/one-night stands.

Hm... but stripes are so slimming.

[gamepatch]

Do us both a favor. Don't call me 'kid.'

Not horizontal ones.

[im_not_a_rookie]

No. It will never be uttered again.

[gamepatch]

What will never be uttered again?

See how easy.

[im_not_a_rookie]

...See if I ever light your cigarettes for you again.

[gamepatch]

Don't know what you're talking about. I don't remember a thing.

[mellogun]

Well.

You do have work today.

[gamepatch]

Trying to get someone hurt?

[mellogun]

If anyone asks why I'm walking funny, you can fucking explain it.

[gamepatch]

I have a confession to make. You know when you came home to 'check' on me? The spell was already broken. I just figured since you were already there...

[coy_smile]

Shame I missed my opportunity. Balled up in the corner, hm?

[gamepatch]

I wonder what I could get for a framed picture of your underwear.

[coy_smile]

Worth a carton, at least.

[teufel_schu]

I guess this means I can't kill you if it seemed like a good idea at the time.

[gamepatch]

If Mello's putting me on the couch, you might as well.