the strongest return

[frogsicles]

[Hello, Mayfield! It's 6 in the morning, and what better rude awakening is there than an exceptionally loud phone call?]

DAMMIT, NOT THIS STUPID PLACE AGAIN!

[Cirno slams the phone down, but she picks it up again about fifteen seconds later.]

HEY EVERYBODY, WANNA HEAR ABOUT HOW AWESOME I AM?! I BEAT MARISA! TRUE STORY!

Comments

[glowbrighter]

[Any happiness she feels at hearing that familiar voice is immediately swallowed up by petty hurt and anger.]

Whatever, Cirno.

[frogsicles]

...Huh?

[glowbrighter]

Y-You heard me! Nobody cares! I don't care! Even though you left me right when I was gonna-

[PATHETIC SNIFFLING god such a crybaby]

1/3

[frogsicles]

What?! YOU'RE the one who -

[itsmystorynow]

[Yuna yawns a bit as she picks up the phone]

Who is Marisa?

[frogsicles]

She's a jerk who isn't always a jerk!

[itsmystorynow]

Mmmph, so why did you beat her up then?

[frogsicles]

To celebrate beating those other fairies up!

[knowsitsname]

[Hrrrgh why is that ice fairy making so much noise at 6 in the morning...

wait.]

You defeated Marisa?

[frogsicles]

YEP, I DID!

[knowsitsname]

And how did you do that?

[frogsicles]

I froze her danmaku so she couldn't hit me, an' it was awesome! I was awesome! I AM awesome!

[tohnoinversion]

Why is yelling such a popular theme suddenly...

[frogsicles]

It's not suddenly! I'm ALWAYS loud!

[tohnoinversion]

Not loud enough that I had to deal with it before.

Why not try something different then? Be quiet.

[thug_disease]

[Yamame thinks this is a screaming contest.]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'M WINNING!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

[frogsicles]

[Cirno decides to roll with it.]

NO YOU'RE NOT! I'M WINNING! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thug_disease]

NU-UH YOUR SCREAMING IS TOTALLY WEAK!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[frogsicles]

MY SCREAMING CAN'T BE WEAK 'CUZ I'M THE STRONGEST SO MY SCREAMING MUST BE THE STRONGEST! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!