5. Three Sheets to the Wind

[capn_corpse]

[Barbossa is very eloquent when he is drunk, okay.]

Somebody stole me leg! Give it back now, ye bunch of blooming cockroaches! If I have to find it myself I'll run ye through -- my word as a gentleman of fortune!

Comments

[nothalfasgently]

Somebody. Stole. Your leg?

[capn_corpse]

Aye. Find that funny, do ye?

[nothalfasgently]

I'm sure it's a very serious matter.

Now: can ye describe the leg, sir?

[capn_corpse]

Wooden. Hollow in the middle. Peg-like.

[talkstofungus]

Whoa, Captain. You can't just run people through.

Are you sure you didn't just...lose it?

[capn_corpse]

Watch me!

These bilge rats stole my leg for sport! [And now he suspects you. >:c]

[talkstofungus]

What sport? You really think they'd steal from the dude with the sword? On his own ship?

[capn_corpse]

They would while he slumbered. It was revenge! Revenge!