[After staying at Japan's house for three days, poof, Taiwan gets brainwashed. Residents of 1763 Beaver Street will notice her absence; she's back in 1768 Beaver Street, being a drone and doing what drones do. Right now, she's skipping merrily on her way to school like a good girl. Should you encounter her, she will give you an almost plastic smile ( Read more... )

America? The Taiwan Relations Act never said anything about kidnapping me in the middle of the night and making me wear tacky clothing while I'm asleep. Don't go around making laws you never follow, dammit! Honestly.

By the way, when's your boss going to approve that request I made? It's been months, you know.

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