JUMP CRACK Talk Show [Ep.2]
Title: JUMP CRACK Talk Show [Ep.2]
Author: Me, Francie, again.
Genre: Crack/Comedy
Rating: Pg.
Pairing: Various.
Summary: Episode 2 of JUMP CRACK Talk Show and they introduce new segments of the show.
A/N: Say thank you to Haru for suggesting so many weird/amazing/awesome ideas. All female guests in the show are actual ppl on LJ unless stated otherwise.
Disclaimer: I STILL OWN THE TALK SHOW! *Bricked*
Episodes: 1
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BEST: Welcome
7: to
JUMP: JUMP CRACK Talk Show!
*Incessant fangirl screaming and cheering."
Yabu: Hai! Welcome to another episode of our great talk show! We apologize for last episode where things got a little out of hand. But everyone knows to behave now, right kids? *Stares at the other members threateningly.*
Everyone else: *Gulp* Hai, Yabu-sama.
Yabu: Perfect! ^^ Please continue, Hikaru.
Hikaru: Today we will introduce new segments into the show to make things more exciting. Our first segment today will-
Yuto: Daiki, why are you in red hooker high heels?
Daiki: WHAT IS THERE A LAW SAYING I CAN'T WEAR 'EM?
Yuto: I wish there was. >_>
Daiki: CARE TO SAY THAT AGAIN GIRAFFE-NECK BOY?
Yuto: WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE, FLIPPER-FACE?
Yabu: YOU GUYS START ANOTHER FIGHT AND I'M NEVER RENTING ANYMORE GAY PORN AGAIN!
*Studio goes quiet.*
Yabu: Much, better. As I was saying, our first segment today will be...
JUMP: JUMPing with Fans!
*"Dreams Come True" plays in the background.*
Yamada: In this segment, we'll have members of the audience come down and ask, comment, or suggest about anything they want and we are obligated to follow their instruction. Anyone?
*A billion hands go up at once.*
Yamada: Hmm, yes you there.
*A girl with dark skin and glasses walks up to the microphone excitedly.*
Yamada: Now what's your name darling?
Girl: Diana desu. ^^
Yamada: What a pretty name. ;)
Diana: *Blushes* Anoo, ... umm...
Diana's friend in the audience: JUST SAY IT!
Diana: Could you blow me a kiss? *Blushes even harder.*
Yamada: *Smirks* I can do better than that. *Walks up to Diana and French it up with her.*
*Fangirls scream & JUMP goes "O_O"*
Takaki: OI! WHAT IN THE NAME OF MAH BONER DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?
Yamada: *Sarcastically.* Oh dear! Have I angered you, Takaki-sama?
Takaki: YOU SURE HAVE! BETTER PREPARE FOR SOME WHOOP-ASS TONIGHT!
Yamada: *Smirks again as he walks over to his seat.* You can whip my ass any night. ;)
Yabu: LET'S KEEP IN RATED G IN THIS PLACE ALRIGHT?
Chinen: Hai next! Anoo, you there, in the blue.
*Girl walks up to mic.*
Girl: Hai, my name is Gina (not real) and I was wondering, who has the biggest dick in HSJ? *Innocent smile.*
Ryutaro: *Shoots straight up.* I do.
Chinen: *Shoots up too.* OH SHUT THE FUCK UP HAMMY BOY YOUR DICK IS LIKE THE SIZE OF A DAMN GLUE STICK!
Yabu: OI I SAID LET'S KEEP IT G IN HERE! ... Besides... everyone knows I have the biggest.
Inoo: YOU DAMN LIAR IT'S EVEN SMALLER THAN RYUTARO'S!
Yabu: HOW THE FREAK DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW BIG MY DICK IS?
Inoo: CAUSE GAY ASS HIPPIES WHO TALK ABOUT BRINGING BACK THE OZONE LAYER WITH A MAGIC SPRAY HAVE DICKS THE SIZE OF A PEANUT!
Yabu: LOOK WHO'S TALKING YOU HOMO-HIPPO, TELLING ME NOT TO SHOWER FOR A WEEK AND USE A HOLE FOR A DAMN TOILET! I CAN SEE MY OWN SHIT FROM MY ROOMSMARTASS!
Keito: *Quietly and shyly.* Umm, guys, I think we're scaring the fans.
Yabu & Inoo: SHUT UP ENGRISH BOY!
Keito: *Looks down.*
Daiki: Guys you really are scaring the fans.
Yabu & Inoo: *Looks at the fans who are hiding behind their uchiwas.*
Takaki: *Pushes Yabu and Inoo back into their seats.* Hai, next?
*Cute little girl walks up to microphone.*
Girl: Hai! Haru desu! Anoo, I was wondering, who has the biggest butt in JUMP? ^^
*All members point to Ryutaro.*
JUMP (except for Ryutaro): Hitler does.
Ryutaro: EH? WHAT? FOR THE LAST TIME, I'M NOT HITLER-SAN!
Yuto: It's okay, Ryutaro. We know about your secret shrine to Hitler.
Ryutaro: I DON'T HAVE A SECRET SHRINE! WTF?
Yuto: I saw it! You don't have to hide it!
Ryutaro: DID YOUR MOM DROP YOU ON THE HEAD WHEN YOU WERE A BABY OR SOMETHING?
Yuto: I saw your shrine with the dead hamsters!
Ryutaro: THAT WAS A BACKYARD GRAVE GENIUS! *Calls Johnny-san on his cellphone.* Anoo Johnny-san? I think you should talk to Nakajima Yuto's mom... About what? Umm, about his medication... You know, his medicataion for clinical insanity... He's not insane? Are you sure? I seriously think you should reconsider... Alright, nevermind then. *Click.* >_>
*Awkard silence in the studio.*
Chinen: *Perky and excited.* Next? ^o^
*Dark skinned girl walks up to mic.*
Girl: Hai! I'm Francie! Anoo anoo anoo...
Keito: Just say it lovely. ;)
Francie: *Gulp* KEITO COULD YOU GO TOPLESS FOR THE REST OF THE SHOW? OwO
Keito: Sure thing. *Tosses clothes aside and sits in his chair topless like a host.*
*Fangirls scream.*
Francie: @___@ *Faints and her friends carry her back to her seat.*
Hikaru: *Eyes Keito suspiciously.* Nice abs.
Keito: You want them don't you?
*Fangirls scream even louder.*
Hikaru: *Licks his lips.*
Inoo: HAI NEXT.
*An expressionless girl walks up to mic.*
Girl: Doumo... Amie desu... *Points dramatically at Ryutaro.* Can you cook?
Ryutaro: o_o I-I-I can... cook...
Amie: ... Ok... *Walks back to her seat and sits calmly with staring eyes.*
Takaki: WAIT WAIT WAIT! RYUTARO, YOU CAN'T COOK FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR MOTHER'S VIRGINITY!
Ryutaro: *Stands up dramatically.* CARE TO SAY THAT AGAIN GIRLIE?
Takaki: *Also stands up dramatically.* I SAID. YOU. CAN'T. COOK. FOR THE SAKE. OF YOUR MOTHER'S. FUCKING. VIRGINITY. *Smiles victoriously.*
Ryutaro: YOU GOIN' DOWN BETCH! *Charges at Takaki.*
Takaki: *Uses palm to stop Ryutaro's head.*
Ryutaro: *Punches at the air in front of Takaki.* YOU HAVEN'T WON YET!
Yabu: GUYS!
*Everyone looks at Yabu.*
Yabu: I had a feeling this would happen so I prepared something special. *Snaps finger and NakaKen and Yuma wheel in two carts with cooking materials on it.* Competition time!
*Fangirls scream and cheer.*
Yabu: Hai, Takaki and Morimoto, please take your positions at the stoves. You will cook... *ja jaan* udon!
*Takaki and Ryutaro put on aprons and a gay neon rainbow chef cap.*
Ryutaro: Anoo, sorry but, what's with the homo hats of humiliation?
Chinen: Aww but it makes you look cute, Ryuu-chan. ♥
Ryutaro: ... Just kidding I love this hat.
Yabu: Hai... STARTO!
Takaki: *Tosses udon noodles, curry flavoring, tofu, and pieices of beef into the bowl.*
Daiki: *@ Inoo* Takaki looks like he's doing great huh?
Inoo: Yeah but... what's Ryutaro doing?
Ryutaro: *Throws in udon noodles, salt, a tube sock, and a nasty old shoe.*
Chinen: Ryutaro... I love you and all but... WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
Ryutaro: Relax my sugar muffin. Everything will work out.
-About 15 minutes pass.-
Yabu: Hai! It seems like both of our wonderful chefs are done with their udon! Our lovely assistant lady- I mean gentleman will examine the dishes for us.
Inoo: Hai, in the sexy corner, we have Takaki with a steaming bowl of curry flavored udon topped with slices of beef, tofu, and strips of dry seaweed. Looks amazing doesn't it? And in the bratty corner, we have Ryutaro with a... streaming bowl of... umm... WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?
Yuto: *Mumbling* God some people are blind. *Regular voice* It looks like udon noodles, too much curry sauce, a sock, and a floating shoe.
*One fangirl runs out of the studio and pukes loudly.*
Inoo: Really? So it wasn't horse crap?
Yamada: No it was your dog's crap. >_>
Yabu: TOO. MUCH. CRAP. *Yabu storms off backstage holding his stomach.*
Hikaru: We've lost him. Anyway, we shall have a taste test starting with Takaki's udon. Any volunteers in the audience?
*All the girls in the studio raise their hands.*
Takaki: Mmm... How about you over there?
*Excited fangirl bounces over to Takaki side.*
Takaki: What's your name sweetie?
Girl: Nanashi desu!
Takaki: Aww such a cute name. Anyway, how do you think my udon looks?
Nanashi: Mouthwateringly delicious.
Takaki: Ooo thanks.
Nanashi: I was talking about you.
Takaki: *Blushes* Hai why don't you take a bite?
Nanashi: *Sits down on the couch and slurps up the udon.*
Takaki: How is it beautiful?
Nanashi: IT'S SIMPLY ORGASMIC!
Takaki: I know what else is orgasmic. *Eyes Yamada.*
Hikaru: *Interuptingly loud.* HAI LET'S MOVE ON! Will you be willing to test Ryutaro's udon?
Nanashi: *Peers over at the intoxicating mixture Ryutaro concocted.* Umm... no thank you. *Sits back down.*
Chinen: *Sighs and mumbles to himself.* Why do I have to love him so much? *Marches over to Ryutaro's bowl and slurps up a noodle.*
Ryutaro: *Sniff sniff.* I love you, Yuri. *Hugs Chinen with teary eyes.*
Daiki: How is it Chii?
Chinen: ... I'm not gonna say. Just hand me a damn bucket. AND LET GO OF ME BEFORE I PUKE ON YOU RYUTARO!
Ryutaro: NO WE HAVE TO BE TOGETHER FOREVER AND EVER AND FOR ALL OF ETERNITY!
*Chinen starts screaming about Ryutaro's sanity & Ryutaro starts screaming about gluing himself to Chinen... literally.*
Yuto: Oi calm down kids! *Yuto tries to break Chinen and Ryutaro apart.*
Takaki: *Whispering to Yamada* You know you're still orgasmic.
Yamada: Want a little taste?
Takaki: Hell yeah. *Pulls Yamada backstage.*
Daiki: For the last time Ryutaro didn't take your dog's shit!
Inoo: HOW DO YOU KNOW HOOKER-HEELS? EVEN MY DOG'S SHIT IS HOLY.
Daiki: HOLY MY SEXY ASS!
Inoo: HELL IT'S HOLIER THAN YOUR FLAMING GROWTH PILLS!
Daiki: NOTHING'S HOLIER THAN MY GROWTH PILLS AND THEY ARE NOT ON FIRE!
Inoo: WELL THEY'RE GONNA! *Runs out of the studio towards Daiki's house.*
Daiki: *Chases after Inoo with a plastic sword and falling every 2 steps because of his high heels.*
*Hikaru and Keito stare at everyone going nuts.*
Hikaru: Well it's just you and me again.
Keito: Yep.
Hikaru: *Stares at Keito's nipples.*
Keito: What?
Hikaru: Wanna have intercourse?
Keito: Sure why not.
*Hikaru and Keito exit backstage with huge buldges in their pants.*
Cameraman 1: Should we really air this?
Cameraman 2: You wanna get fired?
Cameraman 1: Okay we'll air this.
~`
Yay done with episode 2! Thank you to those who volunteered to be in the fic! ^^
Sorry if you weren't satisfied with your part in the episode! You can volunteer again if you want!
If you wanna be in the next episode, please leave the name you want to be called and what you want to do!
Again, this is a never-ending series & is my excuse for writing crack.
Always hungry for comments and love! ♥
Author: Me, Francie, again.
Genre: Crack/Comedy
Rating: Pg.
Pairing: Various.
Summary: Episode 2 of JUMP CRACK Talk Show and they introduce new segments of the show.
A/N: Say thank you to Haru for suggesting so many weird/amazing/awesome ideas. All female guests in the show are actual ppl on LJ unless stated otherwise.
Disclaimer: I STILL OWN THE TALK SHOW! *Bricked*
Episodes: 1
~`
BEST: Welcome
7: to
JUMP: JUMP CRACK Talk Show!
*Incessant fangirl screaming and cheering."
Yabu: Hai! Welcome to another episode of our great talk show! We apologize for last episode where things got a little out of hand. But everyone knows to behave now, right kids? *Stares at the other members threateningly.*
Everyone else: *Gulp* Hai, Yabu-sama.
Yabu: Perfect! ^^ Please continue, Hikaru.
Hikaru: Today we will introduce new segments into the show to make things more exciting. Our first segment today will-
Yuto: Daiki, why are you in red hooker high heels?
Daiki: WHAT IS THERE A LAW SAYING I CAN'T WEAR 'EM?
Yuto: I wish there was. >_>
Daiki: CARE TO SAY THAT AGAIN GIRAFFE-NECK BOY?
Yuto: WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE, FLIPPER-FACE?
Yabu: YOU GUYS START ANOTHER FIGHT AND I'M NEVER RENTING ANYMORE GAY PORN AGAIN!
*Studio goes quiet.*
Yabu: Much, better. As I was saying, our first segment today will be...
JUMP: JUMPing with Fans!
*"Dreams Come True" plays in the background.*
Yamada: In this segment, we'll have members of the audience come down and ask, comment, or suggest about anything they want and we are obligated to follow their instruction. Anyone?
*A billion hands go up at once.*
Yamada: Hmm, yes you there.
*A girl with dark skin and glasses walks up to the microphone excitedly.*
Yamada: Now what's your name darling?
Girl: Diana desu. ^^
Yamada: What a pretty name. ;)
Diana: *Blushes* Anoo, ... umm...
Diana's friend in the audience: JUST SAY IT!
Diana: Could you blow me a kiss? *Blushes even harder.*
Yamada: *Smirks* I can do better than that. *Walks up to Diana and French it up with her.*
*Fangirls scream & JUMP goes "O_O"*
Takaki: OI! WHAT IN THE NAME OF MAH BONER DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?
Yamada: *Sarcastically.* Oh dear! Have I angered you, Takaki-sama?
Takaki: YOU SURE HAVE! BETTER PREPARE FOR SOME WHOOP-ASS TONIGHT!
Yamada: *Smirks again as he walks over to his seat.* You can whip my ass any night. ;)
Yabu: LET'S KEEP IN RATED G IN THIS PLACE ALRIGHT?
Chinen: Hai next! Anoo, you there, in the blue.
*Girl walks up to mic.*
Girl: Hai, my name is Gina (not real) and I was wondering, who has the biggest dick in HSJ? *Innocent smile.*
Ryutaro: *Shoots straight up.* I do.
Chinen: *Shoots up too.* OH SHUT THE FUCK UP HAMMY BOY YOUR DICK IS LIKE THE SIZE OF A DAMN GLUE STICK!
Yabu: OI I SAID LET'S KEEP IT G IN HERE! ... Besides... everyone knows I have the biggest.
Inoo: YOU DAMN LIAR IT'S EVEN SMALLER THAN RYUTARO'S!
Yabu: HOW THE FREAK DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW BIG MY DICK IS?
Inoo: CAUSE GAY ASS HIPPIES WHO TALK ABOUT BRINGING BACK THE OZONE LAYER WITH A MAGIC SPRAY HAVE DICKS THE SIZE OF A PEANUT!
Yabu: LOOK WHO'S TALKING YOU HOMO-HIPPO, TELLING ME NOT TO SHOWER FOR A WEEK AND USE A HOLE FOR A DAMN TOILET! I CAN SEE MY OWN SHIT FROM MY ROOMSMARTASS!
Keito: *Quietly and shyly.* Umm, guys, I think we're scaring the fans.
Yabu & Inoo: SHUT UP ENGRISH BOY!
Keito: *Looks down.*
Daiki: Guys you really are scaring the fans.
Yabu & Inoo: *Looks at the fans who are hiding behind their uchiwas.*
Takaki: *Pushes Yabu and Inoo back into their seats.* Hai, next?
*Cute little girl walks up to microphone.*
Girl: Hai! Haru desu! Anoo, I was wondering, who has the biggest butt in JUMP? ^^
*All members point to Ryutaro.*
JUMP (except for Ryutaro): Hitler does.
Ryutaro: EH? WHAT? FOR THE LAST TIME, I'M NOT HITLER-SAN!
Yuto: It's okay, Ryutaro. We know about your secret shrine to Hitler.
Ryutaro: I DON'T HAVE A SECRET SHRINE! WTF?
Yuto: I saw it! You don't have to hide it!
Ryutaro: DID YOUR MOM DROP YOU ON THE HEAD WHEN YOU WERE A BABY OR SOMETHING?
Yuto: I saw your shrine with the dead hamsters!
Ryutaro: THAT WAS A BACKYARD GRAVE GENIUS! *Calls Johnny-san on his cellphone.* Anoo Johnny-san? I think you should talk to Nakajima Yuto's mom... About what? Umm, about his medication... You know, his medicataion for clinical insanity... He's not insane? Are you sure? I seriously think you should reconsider... Alright, nevermind then. *Click.* >_>
*Awkard silence in the studio.*
Chinen: *Perky and excited.* Next? ^o^
*Dark skinned girl walks up to mic.*
Girl: Hai! I'm Francie! Anoo anoo anoo...
Keito: Just say it lovely. ;)
Francie: *Gulp* KEITO COULD YOU GO TOPLESS FOR THE REST OF THE SHOW? OwO
Keito: Sure thing. *Tosses clothes aside and sits in his chair topless like a host.*
*Fangirls scream.*
Francie: @___@ *Faints and her friends carry her back to her seat.*
Hikaru: *Eyes Keito suspiciously.* Nice abs.
Keito: You want them don't you?
*Fangirls scream even louder.*
Hikaru: *Licks his lips.*
Inoo: HAI NEXT.
*An expressionless girl walks up to mic.*
Girl: Doumo... Amie desu... *Points dramatically at Ryutaro.* Can you cook?
Ryutaro: o_o I-I-I can... cook...
Amie: ... Ok... *Walks back to her seat and sits calmly with staring eyes.*
Takaki: WAIT WAIT WAIT! RYUTARO, YOU CAN'T COOK FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR MOTHER'S VIRGINITY!
Ryutaro: *Stands up dramatically.* CARE TO SAY THAT AGAIN GIRLIE?
Takaki: *Also stands up dramatically.* I SAID. YOU. CAN'T. COOK. FOR THE SAKE. OF YOUR MOTHER'S. FUCKING. VIRGINITY. *Smiles victoriously.*
Ryutaro: YOU GOIN' DOWN BETCH! *Charges at Takaki.*
Takaki: *Uses palm to stop Ryutaro's head.*
Ryutaro: *Punches at the air in front of Takaki.* YOU HAVEN'T WON YET!
Yabu: GUYS!
*Everyone looks at Yabu.*
Yabu: I had a feeling this would happen so I prepared something special. *Snaps finger and NakaKen and Yuma wheel in two carts with cooking materials on it.* Competition time!
*Fangirls scream and cheer.*
Yabu: Hai, Takaki and Morimoto, please take your positions at the stoves. You will cook... *ja jaan* udon!
*Takaki and Ryutaro put on aprons and a gay neon rainbow chef cap.*
Ryutaro: Anoo, sorry but, what's with the homo hats of humiliation?
Chinen: Aww but it makes you look cute, Ryuu-chan. ♥
Ryutaro: ... Just kidding I love this hat.
Yabu: Hai... STARTO!
Takaki: *Tosses udon noodles, curry flavoring, tofu, and pieices of beef into the bowl.*
Daiki: *@ Inoo* Takaki looks like he's doing great huh?
Inoo: Yeah but... what's Ryutaro doing?
Ryutaro: *Throws in udon noodles, salt, a tube sock, and a nasty old shoe.*
Chinen: Ryutaro... I love you and all but... WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
Ryutaro: Relax my sugar muffin. Everything will work out.
-About 15 minutes pass.-
Yabu: Hai! It seems like both of our wonderful chefs are done with their udon! Our lovely assistant lady- I mean gentleman will examine the dishes for us.
Inoo: Hai, in the sexy corner, we have Takaki with a steaming bowl of curry flavored udon topped with slices of beef, tofu, and strips of dry seaweed. Looks amazing doesn't it? And in the bratty corner, we have Ryutaro with a... streaming bowl of... umm... WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?
Yuto: *Mumbling* God some people are blind. *Regular voice* It looks like udon noodles, too much curry sauce, a sock, and a floating shoe.
*One fangirl runs out of the studio and pukes loudly.*
Inoo: Really? So it wasn't horse crap?
Yamada: No it was your dog's crap. >_>
Yabu: TOO. MUCH. CRAP. *Yabu storms off backstage holding his stomach.*
Hikaru: We've lost him. Anyway, we shall have a taste test starting with Takaki's udon. Any volunteers in the audience?
*All the girls in the studio raise their hands.*
Takaki: Mmm... How about you over there?
*Excited fangirl bounces over to Takaki side.*
Takaki: What's your name sweetie?
Girl: Nanashi desu!
Takaki: Aww such a cute name. Anyway, how do you think my udon looks?
Nanashi: Mouthwateringly delicious.
Takaki: Ooo thanks.
Nanashi: I was talking about you.
Takaki: *Blushes* Hai why don't you take a bite?
Nanashi: *Sits down on the couch and slurps up the udon.*
Takaki: How is it beautiful?
Nanashi: IT'S SIMPLY ORGASMIC!
Takaki: I know what else is orgasmic. *Eyes Yamada.*
Hikaru: *Interuptingly loud.* HAI LET'S MOVE ON! Will you be willing to test Ryutaro's udon?
Nanashi: *Peers over at the intoxicating mixture Ryutaro concocted.* Umm... no thank you. *Sits back down.*
Chinen: *Sighs and mumbles to himself.* Why do I have to love him so much? *Marches over to Ryutaro's bowl and slurps up a noodle.*
Ryutaro: *Sniff sniff.* I love you, Yuri. *Hugs Chinen with teary eyes.*
Daiki: How is it Chii?
Chinen: ... I'm not gonna say. Just hand me a damn bucket. AND LET GO OF ME BEFORE I PUKE ON YOU RYUTARO!
Ryutaro: NO WE HAVE TO BE TOGETHER FOREVER AND EVER AND FOR ALL OF ETERNITY!
*Chinen starts screaming about Ryutaro's sanity & Ryutaro starts screaming about gluing himself to Chinen... literally.*
Yuto: Oi calm down kids! *Yuto tries to break Chinen and Ryutaro apart.*
Takaki: *Whispering to Yamada* You know you're still orgasmic.
Yamada: Want a little taste?
Takaki: Hell yeah. *Pulls Yamada backstage.*
Daiki: For the last time Ryutaro didn't take your dog's shit!
Inoo: HOW DO YOU KNOW HOOKER-HEELS? EVEN MY DOG'S SHIT IS HOLY.
Daiki: HOLY MY SEXY ASS!
Inoo: HELL IT'S HOLIER THAN YOUR FLAMING GROWTH PILLS!
Daiki: NOTHING'S HOLIER THAN MY GROWTH PILLS AND THEY ARE NOT ON FIRE!
Inoo: WELL THEY'RE GONNA! *Runs out of the studio towards Daiki's house.*
Daiki: *Chases after Inoo with a plastic sword and falling every 2 steps because of his high heels.*
*Hikaru and Keito stare at everyone going nuts.*
Hikaru: Well it's just you and me again.
Keito: Yep.
Hikaru: *Stares at Keito's nipples.*
Keito: What?
Hikaru: Wanna have intercourse?
Keito: Sure why not.
*Hikaru and Keito exit backstage with huge buldges in their pants.*
Cameraman 1: Should we really air this?
Cameraman 2: You wanna get fired?
Cameraman 1: Okay we'll air this.
~`
Yay done with episode 2! Thank you to those who volunteered to be in the fic! ^^
Sorry if you weren't satisfied with your part in the episode! You can volunteer again if you want!
If you wanna be in the next episode, please leave the name you want to be called and what you want to do!
Again, this is a never-ending series & is my excuse for writing crack.
Always hungry for comments and love! ♥