Comments | forochel: 43: you drive me crazy, baby

forochel

43: you drive me crazy, baby

Apr 22, 2012 00:03

in an email exchange between meiface, suxing and me

me: KANER HEDGEHOG

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Comments 34

laiqualaurelote April 22 2012, 15:20:37 UTC

Is this why you had to ask me whether there were two 'm's in the past tense of 'vomit'?

forochel April 22 2012, 17:54:37 UTC

I ... honestly don't remember.

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forochel April 22 2012, 18:30:11 UTC

apparently I have this thing for turning kaner into different animals. like cats. okay, just cats and hedgehogs. SO FAR.

it's a problem.

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forochel April 22 2012, 18:45:18 UTC

the only reason I know people keep hedgehogs as pets is because I go on cute overload a lot. a lot a lot a lot.

AT SOME POINT I SHALL.

nyw April 22 2012, 21:23:36 UTC

I DIDN'T KNOW I NEEDED HEDGEHOG KANER UNTIL I READ THIS

LITERALLY

YOU HAVE TO WRITE IT ALL OUT NOW

LIKE ALL OF IT

forochel April 22 2012, 21:42:17 UTC

"so..." tazer feels kind of stupid talking to a hedgehog, but kaner hedgehog really needs to keep something down before he dies of starvation and sharpy kicks tazer in the head or something. "you didn't like what I did yesterday night."

kaner hedgehog squeals weakly, and shuffles forward to bite tazer on the chin. it hurts. he really hopes hedgehogs don't have rabies. kaner hedgehogs probably do, though.

"okay, so that's a yes." he says through the pain.

kaner hedgehog lets go, but stays where he is, on tazer's sternum, tucked up against his jaw as he looks down his nose at kaner.

tazer sighs, breathing out heavily through his nose. his breath kind of ruffles the quills on kaner hedgehog's back. "okay. okay. dude, can you turn back sometime soon? I kind of need you to be able to talk for this conversation."

nyw April 23 2012, 04:56:13 UTC

AHHHHH

no human-hedgehog relationship should be this cute.

forochel April 23 2012, 17:22:27 UTC

they just constantly defy gravity expectations!

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iloveyouchicago April 23 2012, 02:10:49 UTC

OMG Hedgehog!Kaner is super adorable! I need this in my life. Like super duper need it.

Poor Tazer is going to kill hedgehog!Kaner without realizing it. No hooking up with randoms, Tazer. Keep Kaner's body temperature up. Gosh, it's simple. hahah

Please, please tell me you'll write this.

And I hope you don't care that I'm going to friend you. You are fantastic. That is all.

forochel April 23 2012, 17:26:50 UTC

I need it too! /gives rest of the world winsome look

like, I don't know how to write this without adding in ALL THE FEELINGS

snowrose April 24 2012, 14:14:47 UTC