MICHELLE IT IS YOUR FAULT THAT I JUST STOOD IN THE CORRIDOR OF MY FLAT HOLDING MY LAPTOP IN ONE ARM AND INTRODUCING KY TO THE HOTNESS THAT IS KANER AND TAZER. SERIOUSLY. WE STARTED ON YOUR TUMBLR TO LOOK FOR PICTURES OF TAZER (BECAUSE SORRY BUT I JUST LIKE HIS FACE BETTER) AND THEN MOVED ON TO THE PATRICK KANE TAG FOR A RANDOM SAMPLING AND I HATE YOU MICHELLE BECAUSE I EVEN HAVE A LITTLE SPIEL ABOUT THEM AND THE BLACKHAWKS FROM READING PRIMERS AND... THINGS SO THAT I COULD HAVE CONVERSATIONS WITH YOU. AND NOW I AM SPREADING IT LIKE EBOLA SOMETHING YOU CAN SPREAD W/O SUCCUMBING TO THE VIRUS YOURSELF AND I HAVE YOU TO BLAME WHY CAN'T ICE HOCKEY JUST LEAVE ME ALONE SO I CAN FLAIL OVER JESSE EISENBERG BY MYSELF.
clearly I need to sleep. I hope this made you cackle.
I CANNOT LIE I GOT TO "HOLDING MY LAPTOP IN ONE ARM" AND STARTED LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC
LIKE A GODDAMN MANIAC
IT'S OK ABOUT TAZER'S FACE I RECOGNISE OBJECTIVELY THAT HE IS WAY FINER THAN PATRICK KANE, I ACTUALLY HAVE A LOT OF PICTURES OF TAZER LIKED BUT NOT REBLOGGED?? I CAN REBLOG THEM FOR YOU AND KY NOW IF YOU WANT.
BECAUSE MY THINGS ARE AUTOMATICALLY FLOCKED? I CAN MAKE IT PUBLIC IF YOU WANT.
LOL I ACTUALLY FOUND OUT ABOUT THE SCORELINE VIA THIS COMMENT OF YOURS. AND THEN I BREATHED A SIGH OF RELIEF AND WENT TO READ THE PLAY BY PLAY ON ESPN.
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ARE YOU GOING TO WRITE IT? ALSO APPARENTLY KANER HAS BUZZED HIS HAIR OFF.
fdklsjalkf ughhhhhhh i am so torn re: hedgehog kaner >w<
like. part of me is going nooooooooooo kanerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ;_________; /waaaaaaails while the other part is going YES GOOD EXCELLENT ALL THE HEDGEHOG KANER WHUMP PLEASE /rubs hands together gleefully
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clearly I need to sleep. I hope this made you cackle.
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LIKE A GODDAMN MANIAC
IT'S OK ABOUT TAZER'S FACE I RECOGNISE OBJECTIVELY THAT HE IS WAY FINER THAN PATRICK KANE, I ACTUALLY HAVE A LOT OF PICTURES OF TAZER LIKED BUT NOT REBLOGGED?? I CAN REBLOG THEM FOR YOU AND KY NOW IF YOU WANT.
STILL CACKLING.
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ALSO HEY GURLLLLLLLLLLLLLL CHECK YR EMAIL! FOR TOEWSIAN DELIGHTS <3 - OH WAIT I SEE YOU HAVE
OK. I'LL JUST LEAVE THESE HERE THEN
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IT MADE MY EMAIL A HAPPY PLACE.
TAZER SCORED THE OT GAME WINNER, HAWKS FORCING A GAME SIX (WHERE THEY'LL PROBABLY LOSE BUT SHH LET ME BE HAPPY FOR A MOMENT).
\O/
ALL THE SEX TONIGHT FOR YOU, TAZER.
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LOL I ACTUALLY FOUND OUT ABOUT THE SCORELINE VIA THIS COMMENT OF YOURS. AND THEN I BREATHED A SIGH OF RELIEF AND WENT TO READ THE PLAY BY PLAY ON ESPN.
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ARE YOU GOING TO WRITE IT? ALSO APPARENTLY KANER HAS BUZZED HIS HAIR OFF.
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WHAT HE REALLY BUZZED HIS HAIR OFF?
TOO EARLY. WAIT TIL YOU'RE ACTUALLY KNOCKED OUT OF THE PLAYOFFS TOMORROW. >:(
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BUT I ALWAYS END UP DOING YOUR BIDDING ANYWAY
ALSO YES THERE IS A PICTURE ... SOMEWHERE. oh, HERE:
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like. part of me is going nooooooooooo kanerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ;_________; /waaaaaaails while the other part is going YES GOOD EXCELLENT ALL THE HEDGEHOG KANER WHUMP PLEASE /rubs hands together gleefully
... IS THERE MORE. :D
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no there isn't, because I've just spent the whole day volunteering and sorting myself on pottermore. ><;
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VOMITING
I AM SO EXCITED FOR THE VOMITING
does this mean i legit have a vomit kink now wtaf forochel
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but also the most terrible ):
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