Who are you?
No one of consequence.
I must know!
Get used to disappointment.

Why do you wear a mask? Do you have scars?
It's just that they are very comfortable. I'm sure everyone will be wearing one soon.

(singing) I wear gray and black with blue jeans on the outside,
because gray and black with blue jeans is how I feeeeeel, on the inside.

I'm so goth it hurts. Angsty angsting away, all the live-long day.

I like to talk good english. I don't use no internet slang. I's educated, I is!

Heh.

The internet is a weird and wonderful place. Too bad there's so much crap to wade through, before you get to the wonderful bits!

Why does a dog lick his balls?

(everybody....) Because he can.

Of course. This is for fun. I'm doing it....

...because I can.