I hate having expectations for people that are never met.
My good friends, however, make me laugh. Hard. And that's good.

Dear sky,
Please stop raining until I go to Target and get cute rain boots.

Ps. Im totally going to the Gift Making Workshop on Wednesday and I'm making you all ugly scented candles and macaroni noodle necklaces for X-mas.

FRIENDS ONLY. At least if you want to read the good stuff. And by the good stuff, I mean all the shit talking.

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