What the hell, people?

[foolishfire]

I can find an Amazing Screw-On Head pinata, a Dick Cheney pinata, and a Jesus pinata...but I can't find a generic zombie pinata!  It's like I've stepped into some crazy Bizzaro land.

Oh well - looks like I'm going to have to have one custom-made.  ;)

Comments

[djcrowley]

surely the Jesus pinata is... sort of a zombie.

could you put the pinata together yourself? it's crepe paper, right? might be a fun project.

[foolishfire]

No fucking way. You think I have time for another project?!?! Fuck that noise.

;)

But yeah. The answer still stands. I'd rather pay someone to do it. The guy who makes the aforementioned ones above apparently does custom orders. I like throwing money at problems.