I guess a new bus-load got dropped off today or something...

[notdemonspawn]

[This Ed has a cape, so feel free to laugh at him

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[automailmaker]

[This Winry has been here for a while, so she's a bit used to all the Ed's appearing out of seemingly nowhere. From Ed's panicked expression she guessed he might have been a newbie. Winry strolls over to see if she can help.]

Hey.

[notdemonspawn]

[Looks back at Winry, still panicky.]

Uh, have you seen a-- what city is this and have you seen a blond guy about this tall-

[holds hand up to express a height rather above his own,]

- wearing blue?

[automailmaker]

[She sighs. Explaining was always the hard part, but before that she thought she had to calm him down a bit.]

The city is Fake Central, and I've seen a lot of blond guys that tall.

[notdemonspawn]

Fake Central? Central what?

Yeah, I guess that is a bit vague. Um, he looks kind of like me but not that much and he wears his hair short and he's wearing light blue and yellow with a black cloak and...

[Fade off into pointless rambling.]

[minionsget]

[Hi. This is Greed. He owns the bar and he's not really all that nice to Eds]

Stop yelling, you're giving me a fucking headache.

[notdemonspawn]

[Annoyed look.]

Fuck you! Who was yelling? I can be plenty louder than that!

[minionsget]

Yeah, and I can put a boot in your face if you do. Choices.

[notdemonspawn]

[Folds arms and glares.]

I don't know who you are, ass-hole, but I'm having a hell of a day and seriously I'm just itching for a fight.

lol wut Slayers Ed

[homuncuprince]

[Hi. This is Ling. He doesn't own the bar and he's generally pretty friendly to Eds.]

Why hello there! You look a bit lost, new perhaps?

Hell yes, bitches!

[notdemonspawn]

Apparently.

[Sighs, then looks at Ling a bit closer.]

You look like the guy who was trying to pick a fight with me. Only not-pissed.

HOORAY

[homuncuprince]

Ah, that was Greed. It's kind of odd, actually. We usually share a body, but somehow we...Don't? But still kind of...You know, people have clones here!

[notdemonspawn]

Yeah... I've noticed...

[upyourscolonel]

[Clone time motherfucker]

You look like a fucking idiot.

[notdemonspawn]

...

[Ah, fuck, that's a trip. Looks at him for a moment before wrinkling his nose and scoffing.]

If that's the case then what do you look like? It's not like there's much difference. Other than you do your hair like a little girl.

[upyourscolonel]

Says the fag in the cape.

[notdemonspawn]

[Eye-twitch.]

It's the mark of the trade. Nobody's going to take a sorcerer without a cloak seriously.