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Why yes, I was using that quote from The X-Files ironically. To be nice and neat, here are all my stories, sorted by fandom. Enjoy!
American Gods
* Resumption (crossover w/ Stephen King's It, PG-13)
Blade: Trinity
* Blood Relations (HK/AT/DT, NC-17) [Yuletide]
Bones
* Home Remedy (Booth and Brennan, gen)
Buffy: the Vampire Slayer
* Postcards from the Edge (Three Chord Overdub) [Oz, PG]
**Remix of Old Friends by secondalto; Remix VII
Criminal Minds
* Boiling Point (Morgan, Reid, Prentiss, gen)
CSI: Las Vegas
* Secundum Non Maligere (Nick/Warrick, R)
CSI: New York
* Under the Influence (99 Bottles of Beer Remix) [Don/Danny; R]
** Remix of Beer by Noxnoctisanima; Remix VIII
Due South
* Black, White, and Red All Over (Fraser/Kowalski, R)
* Heaven is a Place on Earth (Fraser and Kowalski, PG-13)
* Pressure Changes (Fraser/Kowalski, PG)
Eureka
* Early Bird Special (Jack and Nathan, gen) [Yuletide]
* In Case of Emergency, Head Towards the Nearest Exit (Jack and Nathan, gen) [Yuletide]
* Let It Snow (Jack and Henry, gen) [Yuletide]
Firefly
* Posse Comitatus (Crew, PG)
Harry Potter
* Hanging by a Moment (James/Lily; PG-13)
* Light and Sweet (Smooth Criminal Remix) [crossover with Homicide: Life on the Street, PG-13]
** Remix of A Cup of Tea by musesfool
Hawaii Five-O (2010)
* Kiss Me Better (But Keep Your Gas Mask On) (AU, Steve/Danny, PG-13)
NCIS
* Breaking Character (Tony, PG)
* Shortest Distance Between Two Points (Tim/Tony, PG)
* Sleight of Hand (Tim/Tony, PG)
Ocean's 11
* All These Things that I've Done (Danny/Rusty and Basher, PG-13) [Yuletide]
* Courage and Convictions (Rusty/Linus, PG-13)
* Got to Pick a Pocket or Two (Linus, PG)
* Heat Wave (Rusty and Danny, gen)
* Negative Space (Danny(/)Rusty, gen)
* Shooting the Moon (Danny, Rusty, Linus, PG-13)
RENT
* After All There's Only One More Sleep 'Til Christmas (Mark/Roger, PG-13)
* Addiction (Mark/Roger, PG-13)
* Habitual (Maureen, gen)
* Im/Ex Plosion (Mark/Roger, PG-13)
* Life & Other Equations (A Case of Closets Remix) [Mark/Roger, PG-13]
** Remix of Closet Space by cameraneverlies; Remix IV
* Names Under Which They Now Go (Mark, Roger, Collins, PG-13)
* Parameters (Mark/Roger, R)
** Remixed by gildedmuse as Best Left Unsaid (Starving Artists Overdub); Remix IV
Something Wicked This Way Comes
* Beat, Pause, and Beat (Will and Jim, PG-13) [Yuletide]
Stargate: Atlantis
* Arboreal Perch of Death (John and Rodney drabble, gen)
* Candid (John and Rodney, pre-slash)
* Determined (Soldier Boy Remix) [Lorne, gen]
** Remix of The Jumper Lesson by wickedwords; Remix VI
* Elementary!verse AU ( timeline):
** Say Hello (John/Rodney, PG)
** October and February (John/Rodney, G)
** Universal Gravitation (John/Rodney, PG)
** Overflow (John/Rodney, G)
** Rainy Day (John/Rodney, PG-13)
** Lips and Hearts (John/Rodney, PG-13)
** Thermoregulation (John/Rodney, G)
** Shutterbug (John/Rodney, PG)
* First Monday (John/Rodney, PG-13)
** Remixed by darsynia as Acceptable Risk (the Slow Build Remix); Remix VI
* Imagine Whirled Peas (John/Rodney, PG)
* Mnemonic (John/Rodney, PG-13)
* Not So Artifical (John/Rodney kisslet, PG-13)
** Remixed by crysothemis as Just Breathe (The Artifact of Vision Remix); Remix VII
* Quiet (John/Rodney, PG-13)
* Recreational (Teyla and Ronon, gen)
* Six Degrees (connected with Ocean's 11 and Supernatural, gen)
* 'Til Human Voices Wake Us, and we Drown (John/Rodney, R)
* The Weight of Water (Team Shep, gen)
** Remixed by sugargroupie as Water and the Weight of It (Athosian Remastered); Remix VIII
* Woof and Warp (John/Rodney, R)
Supernatural
* Alma Mater Studiorum (Sam, gen)
** Remixed by verstehenas Alma Mater Studiorum (Ol' 55 Mix); Remix V
* In Nomine Patris (Latin Dance Mix) [Dean, PG-13]
** Remix of Falling Short by meredevachon
* Necessities (Sam and Dean; gen)
Without a Trace
* Untitled, Uncategorized (Danny/Martin, PG)
Why yes, I was using that quote from The X-Files ironically. To be nice and neat, here are all my stories, sorted by fandom. Enjoy!
American Gods
* Resumption (crossover w/ Stephen King's It, PG-13)
Blade: Trinity
* Blood Relations (HK/AT/DT, NC-17) [Yuletide]
Bones
* Home Remedy (Booth and Brennan, gen)
Buffy: the Vampire Slayer
* Postcards from the Edge (Three Chord Overdub) [Oz, PG]
**Remix of Old Friends by secondalto; Remix VII
Criminal Minds
* Boiling Point (Morgan, Reid, Prentiss, gen)
CSI: Las Vegas
* Secundum Non Maligere (Nick/Warrick, R)
CSI: New York
* Under the Influence (99 Bottles of Beer Remix) [Don/Danny; R]
** Remix of Beer by Noxnoctisanima; Remix VIII
Due South
* Black, White, and Red All Over (Fraser/Kowalski, R)
* Heaven is a Place on Earth (Fraser and Kowalski, PG-13)
* Pressure Changes (Fraser/Kowalski, PG)
Eureka
* Early Bird Special (Jack and Nathan, gen) [Yuletide]
* In Case of Emergency, Head Towards the Nearest Exit (Jack and Nathan, gen) [Yuletide]
* Let It Snow (Jack and Henry, gen) [Yuletide]
Firefly
* Posse Comitatus (Crew, PG)
Harry Potter
* Hanging by a Moment (James/Lily; PG-13)
* Light and Sweet (Smooth Criminal Remix) [crossover with Homicide: Life on the Street, PG-13]
** Remix of A Cup of Tea by musesfool
Hawaii Five-O (2010)
* Kiss Me Better (But Keep Your Gas Mask On) (AU, Steve/Danny, PG-13)
NCIS
* Breaking Character (Tony, PG)
* Shortest Distance Between Two Points (Tim/Tony, PG)
* Sleight of Hand (Tim/Tony, PG)
Ocean's 11
* All These Things that I've Done (Danny/Rusty and Basher, PG-13) [Yuletide]
* Courage and Convictions (Rusty/Linus, PG-13)
* Got to Pick a Pocket or Two (Linus, PG)
* Heat Wave (Rusty and Danny, gen)
* Negative Space (Danny(/)Rusty, gen)
* Shooting the Moon (Danny, Rusty, Linus, PG-13)
RENT
* After All There's Only One More Sleep 'Til Christmas (Mark/Roger, PG-13)
* Addiction (Mark/Roger, PG-13)
* Habitual (Maureen, gen)
* Im/Ex Plosion (Mark/Roger, PG-13)
* Life & Other Equations (A Case of Closets Remix) [Mark/Roger, PG-13]
** Remix of Closet Space by cameraneverlies; Remix IV
* Names Under Which They Now Go (Mark, Roger, Collins, PG-13)
* Parameters (Mark/Roger, R)
** Remixed by gildedmuse as Best Left Unsaid (Starving Artists Overdub); Remix IV
Something Wicked This Way Comes
* Beat, Pause, and Beat (Will and Jim, PG-13) [Yuletide]
Stargate: Atlantis
* Arboreal Perch of Death (John and Rodney drabble, gen)
* Candid (John and Rodney, pre-slash)
* Determined (Soldier Boy Remix) [Lorne, gen]
** Remix of The Jumper Lesson by wickedwords; Remix VI
* Elementary!verse AU ( timeline):
** Say Hello (John/Rodney, PG)
** October and February (John/Rodney, G)
** Universal Gravitation (John/Rodney, PG)
** Overflow (John/Rodney, G)
** Rainy Day (John/Rodney, PG-13)
** Lips and Hearts (John/Rodney, PG-13)
** Thermoregulation (John/Rodney, G)
** Shutterbug (John/Rodney, PG)
* First Monday (John/Rodney, PG-13)
** Remixed by darsynia as Acceptable Risk (the Slow Build Remix); Remix VI
* Imagine Whirled Peas (John/Rodney, PG)
* Mnemonic (John/Rodney, PG-13)
* Not So Artifical (John/Rodney kisslet, PG-13)
** Remixed by crysothemis as Just Breathe (The Artifact of Vision Remix); Remix VII
* Quiet (John/Rodney, PG-13)
* Recreational (Teyla and Ronon, gen)
* Six Degrees (connected with Ocean's 11 and Supernatural, gen)
* 'Til Human Voices Wake Us, and we Drown (John/Rodney, R)
* The Weight of Water (Team Shep, gen)
** Remixed by sugargroupie as Water and the Weight of It (Athosian Remastered); Remix VIII
* Woof and Warp (John/Rodney, R)
Supernatural
* Alma Mater Studiorum (Sam, gen)
** Remixed by verstehenas Alma Mater Studiorum (Ol' 55 Mix); Remix V
* In Nomine Patris (Latin Dance Mix) [Dean, PG-13]
** Remix of Falling Short by meredevachon
* Necessities (Sam and Dean; gen)
Without a Trace
* Untitled, Uncategorized (Danny/Martin, PG)