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[flugelhoff]

Alright, come on here! This. This is not funny. Or even moderately amusing, actually. And speaking of this... place... Uh, uh--dahh... Where is 'this'. By the way. Just harbouring a mild curiousity, you know, always fun being pulled into a new dimension! This is a new dimension, isn't it-- Wait. Wait, yesss it-- nope, I lost it.Come to think of it

Comments

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[in_the_movie]

....M-Merton?

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[in_the_movie]

MERTON! BUDDY! Oh it's so good to see you! Are you alright? Where are you?

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[flugelhoff]

Tommy, I'm being followed by giant crustations. Is this really the time to be askin--

[flugelhoff]

...

[inthephonebook]

Welcome to Manhattan Merton. If this is a movie, it's plot is a bit random for my tastes. Plus, it's pacing could use some work.

Anyway, I see you found your friend, but if you need some help, let my know. My name's Harry Dresden.

[flugelhoff]

Well, the concept isn't exactly original, I'll give you that. The whole... giant monster thing- you know, cyborgs would work a lot better. And scrap the city idea, it's been done a thousand times already!

Right, then it's nice to meet you Ha--when did I tell you my name?

[inthephonebook]

See, now Cyborgs I'd have a much easier time with, although I suppose getting stuck on a desert island wouldn't be a lot of fun.

Tommy used it in the comment above mine.

[flugelhoff]

Can't say it would, no. Although it would depend on which island you were stranded on.

.....Right.

[wingsformonkeys]

What is a movie?

[flugelhoff]

...Tell me you're not serious.

[wingsformonkeys]

I've never heard of them. You were talking about it as if it were a place that you could end up in, but sequels have to do with books, so this is a bit confusifying.

[flugelhoff]

Okaaaay, first off, confusifying isn't even a word.

Second, movies have sequels, too- think... the 1984 film "Missing in Action", and it's consecutive 1985 sequel "Missing in Action 2". It's just basic knowledge, here!

[x_rette_mich_x]

You okay now...?

[flugelhoff]

Never been better, you know, nothing like a good near-death experience to start the day.

[x_rette_mich_x]

Tell me about it! I got trapped in the trunk of a car by those crab...monster things my second of third day here...

[flugelhoff]

Right. Right, I see. So. I take it this is common, then. That's always encouraging.