Earthquake?

[fluffy_goddess]

Yeah, so, now that it's all over but the probably unnoticeable aftershocks, I feel terribly cheated. I mean, come on:

We had an earthquake and I didn't notice.I mean, I noticed, but this is because I was downstairs in my mother's kitchen making toast (anyone ever notice that I'm obsessed with food? Because I've been told it's leaking into my

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[fluffy_goddess]

... That should really be a contradiction in terms. And now it is not.

[fluffy_goddess]

...yes.

I want to write something where one of the gods who can create earthquakes goes bumming in the mortal world and becomes a ninja. This is a bad idea, isn't it?