ostensibly packing to visit a grandmother

Nov 23, 2010 22:18



apologies for the lowercase, but i woke in my bed this morning after a night of intensely troubled dreams to discover that i had been transformed into a cockroach. not even an enormous cockroach, just a normal size one. as a consequence, i have to jump very very hard on one key at a time to type anything and also i cannot reach the shift. ( Read more... )

oh those internet memes

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signifiers November 24 2010, 04:00:34 UTC
Cockroaches (normal-size or Gregor-size) often make me cry. You, dear, are doing the same.

1. no matter what, my lungs just kept going, and my heart. and there were books, and ink bottles, and paintbrushes, and my parents on the shore.
2. how many people have you pretended not to love?

Were I you, tears would be streaming from my compound eyes.

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autumnknees November 25 2010, 23:05:23 UTC
You really are a very interesting person. I'm sorry, I mean cockroach. I hope you still managed to paint your nails!

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