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[flyinglabcoat]

[Vampacon has been craving blood lately. But since attacking and drinking the blood of people around here tends to be a bad idea, he's decided to look for an alternative source.]

[So if you happen to be hanging around the petting zoo at the moment, you might see what appears to be Otacon stealthily approaching a nearby horse.]

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[owmytits]

[Aaaand you're getting stopped by a rough tug on the hood of your coat.]

Why am I in here oh God. No.

[flyinglabcoat]

[!]

...What? I was just going for a ride.

[He reaches a hand back to try and remove her hand from his precious coat.]

[owmytits]

[She simply gives him a very blank look, and her grip on his coat doesn't falter.]

[flyinglabcoat]

[That cyborg body of hers made it a lot more difficult to get her off without risking ripping the coat...]

I don't see the problem.

[flyinglabcoat]

[He curls his fingers in irritation, but stops his advance on the animal and turns to face his roommate.]

Oh, it is? Have you tried before?

[flyinglabcoat]

[He smirks, stepping up to the other side of the horse and petting it as well. All that warm nutritious blood, no more than a few millimeters away.]

I guess you are right. Do you think I should try riding it?

[He actually doesn't have any horseback riding experience, but how hard could it be?]

[otaku_mk_ii]

"...What exactly do you think you're doing?"

[flyinglabcoat]

[Oh, great, his scientist double. Just what he needs right now.]

Having a snack. Is that a problem?

[otaku_mk_ii]

"...Yes. Yes it is." Otacon stated simply; knowing exactly who this really was now, he had to say something.

[flyinglabcoat]

Please tell me, why is this a problem?

[He pats the horse while shooting his double an annoyed look.]

[actuallyhornets]

Are you going to take all of it, or can I have some?

[Pains love horses, doncha know. Especially with bernaise sauce.]

[flyinglabcoat]

[Oh, he remembers this one. Or one like him... something seems a bit different about him.]

I am simply here for a drink. When I am done, do as you will.

[actuallyhornets]

A blood pudding?

[He tilts his head.]

Or simply blood? I didn't know you were that adventerous culinarily.

[flyinglabcoat]

Not many people would regard drinking blood as a culinary art.

[Still, he finds that thought amusing.]

Would you like to try?