Best. Spam. EVAR.

[filkertom]

I got an e-mail looking for investors in a chain of butcher shops, trying to sell you on how profitable it's been to get in on such companies on the ground floor. The subject line is:The Starbucks of organic meat
I really don't think this one's gonna be easily topped.

You can try, of course -- any good ones lately?

Comments

[zencuppa]

*snicker* Ummm no, that is NOT a subject I would suggest to my clients, unless they sell caffeinated steaks ;-)

[technoshaman]

what? It's called "redeye gravy." Been around since G-d was a little boy.

[biomekanic]

Burned and tasting of charcoal?

[kengr]

I still think it's hard to top "COCKZILLA".

The image of a certain organ spewing forth radioactive flame is hard to top. And when discussing it with a friend, that led to "What kind of condom do you need for *that*?" and finally, "That goes *way* beyond "burning sensation. I don't wanna know what kind of STD does *that*!"

I suppose the more normal images of it trampling Tokyo are bad too, just not *as* bad.

[skunktaur]

I'd like a tall frappe-latte steak, to go please. And this amusing paper-cup-shaped mug. Thanks.