Best. Spam. EVAR.

[filkertom]

I got an e-mail looking for investors in a chain of butcher shops, trying to sell you on how profitable it's been to get in on such companies on the ground floor. The subject line is:The Starbucks of organic meat
I really don't think this one's gonna be easily topped.

You can try, of course -- any good ones lately?

Comments

[filkerdave]

I'd like a venti nonfat filet mignon, please

[shockwave77598]

Nah. just the usual. Although I will be happy to try and make you a custom one...

***

I hope god's graces are with you today.

My name is Moamar Gates, and I'm the barrister from the Nigerian Bank of Microsoft. I have the 22 trillion dollars which my uncle, Bill, accidentally left behind when he closed his accounts here. But it's all in Nairas, so I need your help to convert it to dollars. In return, I will give you half, plus this bottle of all natural herbal potency restorer. It makes you 12 inches longer, I swear. Make your lady cry for joy as you take her out on your yacht, then take her.

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Eh, not my best. But the coffee hasn't hit me yet.

[akawil]

Have the Nigerian 401 spammers started pretending to be Gamal Mubarak yet?

[randwolf]

Best I've got is "Highly active girls craving for you," though "Hear ladies scream in bed" is, um, er, scary.

[stormgren]

So it'll be burnt and horridly mediocre steaks then?

:)