Comments | fetchthestick: 12: I'm not a furry shut up

fetchthestick

12: I'm not a furry shut up

Sep 09, 2009 22:10

I got big.

...

My masters would'a loved this. I mean, I'm sure they liked me as a puppy, but now they wouldn't have to wait! I can do what the grown-up pets do now.

'cept my masters aren't here. [Sigh.]I wonder who they would'a paired me with when I got big like this? I mean, for fun. Sure they would've put me with a bitch to make puppies ( Read more... )

yiffing in hell brb, bein a pet is all i know, event, obscure canon reference

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electroniccrane September 10 2009, 05:19:53 UTC

[Motoko is enjoying her newfound English proficiency and listening to the comms.]

Are you a robot? You talk really well!

[What else would he be with all that talk about "masters?"

Motoko's not quite clear on reproduction yet, since it's not something that matters to a full-body cyborg, so some of what Thom's talking about goes flying over her head, and she doesn't notice the potential flaw in her reasoning.]

fetchthestick September 10 2009, 05:24:03 UTC

[Yay English! Or... Common! Or whatever!

Thom laughs. He's just as cheery now as he was as a pup.]

No, I'm a canine! Canis sapiens erectus!

Are you a robot?

[That must be why she asked, right?]

electroniccrane September 10 2009, 05:27:42 UTC

[Her wonderful new English lexicon informs her that "canine" means dog, and she's about to comment when--]

I'm not a robot, I'm a cyborg!

[Why is everyone here insulting her?]

fetchthestick September 10 2009, 05:31:27 UTC

Okay!

[Hey, that's the only reason she would have asked why he was one, right?]

I'm Thom. Who're you?

[He doesn't recognize her voice and Thom isn't bright enough to remember ID numbers.]

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weaponxi September 10 2009, 05:35:21 UTC

Thom?

fetchthestick September 10 2009, 05:45:17 UTC

Yup!

Who'zis?

weaponxi September 10 2009, 05:46:34 UTC

It's me, Hazar!

fetchthestick September 10 2009, 05:51:02 UTC

Oh hi, Hazar!

Did you get big too? You sound big.

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imsorryimissed September 10 2009, 10:56:04 UTC

What the fuck? For fun? What?

fetchthestick September 11 2009, 02:35:53 UTC

Yeah, you know. Like... masters do with grown-up pets, or they have pets do it together, or like my masters do when they close the door.

[Thom's universe is fucked up. orz ]

[Also, he's so not actually going to say the word "sex."]

imsorryimissed September 11 2009, 04:13:09 UTC

Uh... I don't think anyone here will wanna do that stuff with you.

[He thinks.]

Maybe Akagi.

[No, let's be fair, thinks Oleg.]

Probably Akagi.

fetchthestick September 11 2009, 04:17:59 UTC

Well, my masters aren't here to give me to anyone, so I probably won't.

[That'll last for about 3 seconds after his hormones kick in.]

Is Akagi nice?

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chopshopgoddess September 10 2009, 12:23:41 UTC

...A puppy?!!?! [DOES WANT]

fetchthestick September 11 2009, 02:36:22 UTC

Uh, well, I was... now I'm a dog!

chopshopgoddess September 11 2009, 02:48:39 UTC

A doggy! [Squee! Doggy!]

fetchthestick September 11 2009, 03:05:55 UTC

That's me!! [Yay!]

likeonacompass September 10 2009, 13:48:26 UTC

...Your owner would like you being big?

[Says it like the very idea is madness. Madness!]

fetchthestick September 11 2009, 02:37:08 UTC

Yeah, they could have more fun with me! And I wouldn't have to stay outside when they close the bedroom door.

[Madness is right! But to him, it's normal. D: ]

likeonacompass September 11 2009, 03:21:40 UTC

[ffff wut.]

Your owners are really different from the kind of people that could have been mine.

fetchthestick September 11 2009, 03:32:40 UTC

[I know, I know.]

Really?

...

Would yours not have waited?

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