Best Amazon Review in the Universe.

[ferchrissakes]

A review of The Holy Bible on Amazon.com goes as follows...

I picked this up because I heard it advertised as the Gospel, which translates to "good news." It opens up by telling the reader how the human race is doomed because two poorly developed characters ate an apple that a snake told them to eat. That's not good news.
I cannot seem to quell the

Comments

[momus]

hahahaha

[intertubes]

that's a good one! serpent is symbol of knowledge though. gnostics would say that this was re-written to capitalize on people's fear of snakes, making it more marketable